Best comedy movie quotes of 2007

Professor Farnsworth: Time travel is impossible!
Fry: But Professor, you time traveled yourself. Remember? When we went back to Roswell?
Professor Farnsworth: That proves nothing! And furthermore, you'd think I could remember a thing like that! Plus, who are you anyway?

Edward Cole: As something of an expert in diseases, I believe more people die from visitors than diseases.

Cam Wexler: Shit! Shit shit shit... pardon my French.
Charlie: I speak a little French and that sounded like "shit."

Annabelle Fritton: Daddy, you can't expect me to stay here, it's like Hogwarts for Pikeys!

Bruce Campbell: You don't know fear, kid. You've never worked with Sam Raimi.

Jane F.: It's really bright out, officer.
Officer Jones: Would you mind removing your hand from your forehead?
Jane F.: It's really bright out.

Trina: I'm sure she's fine.
Angela: Trick, was anybody talking to you?
Trina: Trick?
Angela: Yes, trick. As in slut, whore, tramp. You don't know your name?

Sandra: Tea can do many things, Jane, but it can't bring back the dead.

Dudley Frank: What'd you do, Woody?
Woody Stevens: I cut the gas lines of their bikes, and then I maybe blew up their bar.

Feng: Ladies and Gentlemen. Athletes. I bid you Toodles.

Dean Solomon: So... you're a janitor?
James: That's right. I'm a black man so I must be a janitor. Motherfucking racist-ass stereotyper.
Dean Solomon: It's just, you're... wearing a janitor's outfit.
James: Oh. So a black man can't just go in a thrift shop and buy a janitor's outfit 'cause he find it comfortable on his nuts.
Dean Solomon: No, he can. Especially a black man.
John Solomon: What do you do?
James: I'm a janitor.

Sadie: Where do babies come from?
Debbie: Where do you think they come from?
Sadie: Well. I think a stork, he umm, he drops it down and then, and then, a hole goes in your body and there's blood everywhere, coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your butt falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and you find the little baby.
Debbie: That's exactly right.

Dan Burns: I don't want to go out with the pig... face.

Billy: Let's carve a scary face this time.

L. C. Cheever: You got it backwards kid. You play cards the way you should lead your life. And you lead your life the way you should play cards.

Frylock: Oh what, you've never seen a bra before?
Master Shake: Not with the boob meat inside of it.

Mackenzie Carpenter: Lenny couldn't find his ass with both hands.

Georgia: You cut your hair.
Lilly: It was getting in the way of my drinking.

Glen the Desk Clerk: Hello, welcome to the International Inn. How many?
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: There's 8 of us.
Glen the Desk Clerk: 8, 8 people for a suckfest.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: No, no suckfest. We're here for a convention.
Glen the Desk Clerk: I like convention too. I'm in a convention. A suckfest convention.

Monique Vasquez: Fathers are the ones that pick you up and give you the courage to do stuff you never thought you could.