Vince: This is an '81 Honda! How dare you!
Emily: I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?
Jack Frost: Would you like to be my elf?
Sylvia Newman: Huh?
Jack Frost: You heard me.
Jesse: Dude, I could kick the dude out of you.
Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: His magnificent idol looks like it came out of a cereal box.
Junior Bloomsberry: Wow. That must be a huge box of cereal.
Big Momma: This is a family beach, not Chippendales.
Aquamarine: But I've learned it's not where you are, it's who you're with.
Calvin: Baby, up up.
Cassie Munro: Mom, some idiot just parked this ugly RV outside our house.
Jamie Munro: What?
Cassie Munro: Oh, my God, it's your husband.
Pipp Everett: Provost, he has knocked that woman out with his schlong!
Makoto Konno: When I'm not lucky, I'm really not, but I usually am, so it balances out.
Courtney Callum: I am not happy right now.
Stephen: People know the truth, they may not like it, or want to know it, but-, but they always know.
Stephen: Lie and you will lose her.
Steve-O: All right cast me out, goddammit.
Bill Robinson: We're all getting funerals - all three of us.
Helen Robinson: Bill, get your own funeral. Timmy and I are going zombie.
Marnie Piper: They could cast another spell on Dylan, even as we speak.
Ethan Dalloway: And what? Make him do more math? He loves math.
Randal Graves: Emma, are you like this 'cause you have an unnaturally large clit?
Emma: You just *had* to tell him, didn't ya?
Dante Hicks: It kinda came out one day!
Randal Graves: He says it's so big it's almost like a little cock, which says all kinds of weird things about him that I don't even wanna think about.