Best comedy movie quotes of 2006

Aquamarine: But I've learned it's not where you are, it's who you're with.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: The good-cop/bad-cop routine is working perfectly.
Ponton: You know, usually two different cops do that.

Ramon: You just got to do exactly what I say!
Mumble: Okay.
Ramon: Did I say "okay"?
Mumble: No.
Ramon: No. What did I say?
Mumble: Do exactly what you say.
Ramon: EXACTLY what I say!

Max Skinner: You tried to drown me.
Fanny Chenal: And you tried to run me over in your little car.

Jack MacReady: Move the fuck out of the way, cocksucker!
Mother with child: Howdy, Mayor.

Larry: Ms. Macechelli was dilling his pickle.
Jane Whitley: Dilling his pickle?
Larry: Chucking his corn.
Amy Butlin: Chucking his corn?
Larry: Trimming his tree.
Jane Whitley: Trimming his tree?
Larry: Branching his limb.
Amy Butlin: Branching his limb?
Larry: Oh, I can do this all day.

Mullet Fingers: You've got to start thinking like an outlaw.

Viola: What does your heart tell you?
Duke: What?
Viola: I mean... which one would you rather see naked?

Vince: This is an '81 Honda! How dare you!

Emily: I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?

Victoria: My mother was a real whore and a junkie, and she traded me for $10 and a fix.

Calvin: Baby, up up.

Steve-O: All right cast me out, goddammit.

Bill Robinson: We're all getting funerals - all three of us.
Helen Robinson: Bill, get your own funeral. Timmy and I are going zombie.

Open Mic Host: We've got one spot left. You guys got any new material?
JB: What we got's gonna turn your brain into shit.

Randal Graves: Emma, are you like this 'cause you have an unnaturally large clit?
Emma: You just *had* to tell him, didn't ya?
Dante Hicks: It kinda came out one day!
Randal Graves: He says it's so big it's almost like a little cock, which says all kinds of weird things about him that I don't even wanna think about.

Marnie Piper: They could cast another spell on Dylan, even as we speak.
Ethan Dalloway: And what? Make him do more math? He loves math.

Olive: Do you think there's a Heaven?
Frank: Well, it's hard to say, Olive. I don't think anyone knows for sure.
Olive: I know, but what do you think?
Frank: Well... um... uh.
Olive: I think there is.
Frank: Think I'll get in?
Olive: Yeah.
Frank: Promise?
Olive: Yeah.

Charlie: Holy Moly.
Gus: Who says "Holy Moly"?

Joe: What happened to the blowtorch, Plug?
Plug: My dad just laughed at me.