Dusty: Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow was already taken.
Franklin Wilhern: Why can't I have bacon?
Jessica Wilhern: Because you love oatmeal.
Franklin Wilhern: No... I love bacon.
Garfield: It's good to be king.
President Camacho: Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix everything.
Congressman #1: Break it down, Camacho.
President Camacho: Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN alive. And Number 3: He's going to fix everything.
Professor Sandiford: Now, everyone don't be so hard on Jerome. He is attempting to achieve the impossible. He is trying to sing in his own voice using someone else's vocal cords.
Yankee Irving: That guard had to have stolen Babe Ruth's bat.
Screwie: Why would a guard working at Yankee Stadium steal Babe Ruth's bat? Now, if it were somebody workin' at the stadium in Chicago, I could see that.
Lyle: Son, I want you to have this. I want you to have my cock ring.
Walter Mung: What the fuck is this?
Zora Carmichaels: What, you won't take a personal check?
Walter Mung: No, I won't take a fucking check. Get the fuck out of my ice cream truck, you Cro-Magnon bitch.
Frank Jones: When I first got married to your mother, we barely knew each other. Could barely even speak the English language.
Julia Jones: But you're from Jersey.
Frank Jones: I'm trying to make a point here.
Sue: My grandfather was right. He said when you come to India, it's love at first sight.
Leslie Vernon: I don't keep pets that I can't eat.
Sara Sandoval: I might not know who I am but I know who I'm not, I'm not someone who lets her country down.
Mini: Follow your heart and don't question it, no matter where it tells you to go... It will open up a world of experiences you can't even imagine.
Tanzie Marchetta: You caught me. I guess that, like, makes you my hero.
Robin: Starfire, you know your my best friend.
Starfire: And you're mine.
Sam: I'm slightly tone deaf, but Matt's always said if I wasn't tone deaf, I'd have a very good voice.
Matt Saunders: Hannah.
Vaughn Haige: Oh, man, I think she's dead. Time to start the grieving process.
Carl Peterson: You get your first ten-speed bike, and suddenly you're Lance Armstrong.
Dupree: Let's leave Lance out of this. Guy's done more with one testicle than you and I could do with three.
Verne: You're the devil.