Best comedy movie quotes of 2006

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Wristcutters: A Love Story picture

Mikal: Where are you going?
Eugene: East-ish.
Mikal: East-ish?

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Nacho Libre picture

Nacho: I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night... for some toast.

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Cashback picture

Ben Willis: I've always wanted to be a painter, maybe have my work hung in a gallery one day.
Sharon Pintey: I've always wanted to meet a painter.
Ben Willis: Why?
Sharon Pintey: I think it might have something to do with their ability to see beauty in everything.

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Flushed Away picture

Whitey: So you're from up top, eh? I used to work in a laboratory up top. Yeah, big shampoo job. I was dark grey when we started. Still, it cleared up me dandruff.

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The Benchwarmers picture

[Playing baseball, Gus just hit a homerun.]
Richie: He just did that steroid free!
Clark: What's steroids?
Richie: Something that makes your pee-pee smaller.
Clark: There must be steroids in macaroni!

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Ice Age 2: The Meltdown picture

Manny: Don't listen to him, folks. Fast Tony would sell his mother's ashes for a grape.
Fast Tony: Is that an offer?

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Failure To Launch picture

Boatyard Woman: Guys who drink Kahlua and cream are not power guys, honey.

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Borat picture

[Finds Barbie at a yard sale.]
Borat: Is this the owner of the house? Did you shrink her? Please Gypsy lady don't shrink me, I just want your tears.

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A Prairie Home Companion picture

Dusty: Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow was already taken.

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Penelope picture

Jessica Wilhern: Penelope, just one man, one man.
Penelope: And he'll run too! They always run. Why can't you accept that? For seven years I've been watching them run. Do you have any idea how that makes me feel? Do you?
Jessica Wilhern: I'm sorry, but we just can't quit.
Penelope: We can, because no matter how much I want to believe there's one man who won't run away, one man who... who.

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Scary Movie 4 picture

Oliver: This isn't a war. This is like humans fighting maggots. Or dragons fighting wolves. Or humans on dragons throwing wolves at maggots.

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Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj picture

Pipp Everett: Provost, he has knocked that woman out with his schlong!

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The History Boys picture

Dakin: What happened with Hector? On the bike?
Scripps: As per. Except I managed to get my bag down. I think he thought he'd got me going. In fact it was my Tudor Economic Documents, Volume 2.

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It's a Boy Girl Thing picture

Woody: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and... temperate. Rough winds... blah blah blah... There's something in there I can't remember. And, uh... yadda yadda yadda. I'm sorry, I... I'm no Shakespeare. My guess, Romeo wasn't much of a quarterback either, right?

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Little Miss Sunshine picture

Grandpa: A real loser is someone who's so afraid of not winning he doesn't even try.

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RV (2006)

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Jackass Number Two picture

Steve-O: All right cast me out, goddammit.

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