Dakin: What happened with Hector? On the bike?
Scripps: As per. Except I managed to get my bag down. I think he thought he'd got me going. In fact it was my Tudor Economic Documents, Volume 2.
Ben Willis: Crush. It's funny how the same word for the feeling of disappointment can be used for the feeling of attraction. The Oxford English Dictionary states one of the meanings for the word crushed as "a strong and unreasoning, but transitory attachment."
Cassie Munro: Mom, some idiot just parked this ugly RV outside our house.
Jamie Munro: What?
Cassie Munro: Oh, my God, it's your husband.
John Lyshitski: Under all the swastikas, he's a real prick.
Makoto Konno: When I'm not lucky, I'm really not, but I usually am, so it balances out.
Dusty: Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow was already taken.
Stephen: People know the truth, they may not like it, or want to know it, but-, but they always know.
Stephen: Lie and you will lose her.
Garfield: It's good to be king.
Bill Robinson: We're all getting funerals - all three of us.
Helen Robinson: Bill, get your own funeral. Timmy and I are going zombie.
Pipp Everett: Provost, he has knocked that woman out with his schlong!
Randal Graves: Emma, are you like this 'cause you have an unnaturally large clit?
Emma: You just *had* to tell him, didn't ya?
Dante Hicks: It kinda came out one day!
Randal Graves: He says it's so big it's almost like a little cock, which says all kinds of weird things about him that I don't even wanna think about.
Courtney Callum: I am not happy right now.
[Talking about the tripods attacking people.]
Man: Sir, this woman was an eyewitness to one of the attacks.
President: What can you tell us?
Woman: They're indestructable. The clothing was burned off everyone's bodies. There were naked people everywhere.
President: Were you naked?
Woman: No.
President: Thank God. Some good news at last. Get her a souvenir.
Steve-O: All right cast me out, goddammit.
Vanessa: You are going to rot in hell.
Victoria: I vacation there.
Open Mic Host: We've got one spot left. You guys got any new material?
JB: What we got's gonna turn your brain into shit.
Gray: I love natural disasters. I want people to die in them. I am genuinely disappointed when the death toll is low.
Marnie Piper: They could cast another spell on Dylan, even as we speak.
Ethan Dalloway: And what? Make him do more math? He loves math.
Jessica Wilhern: What are they doing?
Franklin Wilhern: She's finding his instrument.
Jessica Wilhern: Isn't that something a man should do for himself?
