Hector: What you doin' around here? Looking all homegirl and shit?
Allison: I always dress like this.
Hector: Oh, yeah? Wow! Here I am, trying to look like I got the money, and you're trying to look like ME! Fuckin' white people.
Dean Whiting: In this town, you're innocent until you're investigated.
Walt: Oh my god, he is deranged!
Lorbeer: Big pharmaceuticals are right up there with the arms dealers.
Jim Braddock: I have to believe that when things are bad I can change them.
Yuri Orlov: I'm a one-man genocide.
Detective Fowler: If this woman's such a God-damned Saint, how did she end up raising four total fuck-ups?
Lt. Green: Miss Evelyn cycled hundreds of kids out of the foster program and into permanent homes. In 30 years she only came across four lost causes. Four delinquents so far gone she couldn't find anyone to take them in. So she did. Trust me, Fowler, these kids are congressmen compared to what they would've been.
Record Company Executive: Your fans are gospel folk, Johnny. They're Christians, and they don't wanna hear you singing to a bunch of murderers and rapists, tryin' to cheer 'em up.
Johnny Cash: Then they ain't Christians.
Hadley Wolfmeyer: What kind of a dickhead runs away with his secretary? That is lame, take a right, make a left at pathetic.
Bree Osbourne: My body may be a work-in-progress, but there is nothing wrong with my soul.
Nola Rice: Men think I may be something special.
Chris Wilton: Are you?
Nola Rice: No one's ever asked for their money back.
Tobin Keller: You lose somebody, you lose somebody. I don't wanna lose two somebodies.
Skip: Yeah, this is Skip Engblom and the Zephyr Skateboard Team. Here's our entry fees. Now where's our trophies?
Eddie Lowery: Easy peasy lemon squeasy.
Emily Barnes: If there's anything that I know, it's that love is infinite. You can always make more when you need it. And just because you wanna give some to somebody else, doesn't mean that you'll take any away from me.
Father Moore: Once you've looked into the darkness, I think you carry it with you for the rest of your life.
Badawi: You'll die with me.
Mike Rogo: Not today.
Truman Capote: It's as if Perry and I grew up in the same house and one day he stood up and went out the back door while I went out the front.