Hadley Wolfmeyer: What kind of a dickhead runs away with his secretary? That is lame, take a right, make a left at pathetic.
Jack Twist: God, I wish I knew how to quit you!
Ennis Del Mar: Well, why don't you?
Bree Osbourne: My body may be a work-in-progress, but there is nothing wrong with my soul.
Melquiades Estrada: Promise me one thing, Pete. If I die over here, carry me back to my family and bury me in my home town. I don't want to be buried on this side among all the fucking billboards.
Nola Rice: Men think I may be something special.
Chris Wilton: Are you?
Nola Rice: No one's ever asked for their money back.
Dean Whiting: In this town, you're innocent until you're investigated.
Tobin Keller: You lose somebody, you lose somebody. I don't wanna lose two somebodies.
George: Houses don't kill people. People kill people.
Walter Abrams: Know what you know, and know what you don't know. And know that I gotta know everything you know as soon as you know it... or sooner.
Kristin Richards: You may not remember.
Elena Sandoval: But you'll never forget.
Tracy Stokes: I think I just swallowed Nemo.
June: It is impossible to say Goodbye to someone you love. It is easier to say 'See ya Later... may be in heaven'.
Heather Holloway: My other interviews have pinned you as a mass murderer, blood sucker, pimp, profiteer and my personal favorite, yuppie mephistopheles.
Opal: Music is better if someone's listening.
Sofia: If you have any objections, kindly go to hell.
Todd Jackson: You tell 'em.
Crystal Falls: You really don't care what people think, do you?
Dean Stiffle: No, I really don't.
Crystal Falls: That's a nice trick.
Dean Stiffle: Thanks, I studied in the far east.
Crystal Falls: Maybe you can show me how it's done?
Dean Stiffle: Step one? Years of ridicule.
Aidan Keller: She came looking for me. That means she loves me.
'Colonel' Tom Parker: Let's face it, son. The records aren't doing what they used to and the movie aren't doing much better.
Elvis Presley: That's probably because of all this material you keep shovin' down my throat, Colonel. Hell, you can't polish a turd.
Prince Sadir: Cale, you look me in the eye and you tell me that you think that your horse has a chance at beating my brother's horse.
Cale Crane: My horse will beat every horse that shows up.