Best comedy movie quotes of 2002

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24 Hour Party People picture

Tony Wilson: Jazz is the last refuge of the untalented. Jazz musicians enjoy themselves more than anyone listening to them does.

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American Psycho II: All American Girl picture

Rachael's Mom: Sweet Jesus, it smelled like someone died in here.

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Cherish picture

Daly: What happened?
Andrew: I guess I trusted somebody before they earned it.

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Val: For me, the nicest thing about masturbation is afterward, the cuddling time.

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Vijay: You have a roof over your head, clothes on your back, food in your belly, what more do you want?
Ramu Gupta: I want what you promised.

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Jason: I'm trying to get my spot back.
Devon: How? By river-dancing with your drum?

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Toula Portokalos: Why?.. Why do you love me?
Ian Miller: Because I came alive when I met you.

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John: We've been banging together like a pair of cymbals in an overworked marching band.

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Crossroads picture

Young Lucy: My mom thinks I'm at your house.
Young Mimi: My dad thinks I'm at yours.

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Emilio: How can I thank you?
Longfellow Deeds: All I want is your friendship, Emilio. You're a good man.
Emilio: Deeds! How about a billion dollars?
Longfellow Deeds: Alright.
Emilio: Done.

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Detective Mitch Preston: Get that camera out of here.
Trey Sellars: Keep that camera right where it is.

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The Powerpuff Girls Movie picture

Professor Utonium: ...and I'll name you Buttercup, because... it also begins with a b.

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Amber: What have you done to me?
Guiseppe: What you needed doing to you. Don't you like it?
Amber: It's okay.

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The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course picture

Steve Irwin: That was a close one.

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Harlan: There's no way you're telling me that thing back there is from Earth.
Chris McCormick: All right! They're spiders from Mars! You happy?
Harlan: No.

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Pero: Please, your honor I'm here to confess. That man is innocent. Your honor I can no longer live with the guilt. It was me who was stealing that car, I confess. My brother Cosimo, Saint Cosimo as he's known on the streets, was only trying to stop me. And I told him, 'Cosimo, I need to steal this car, I'm a car thief, I steal cars... by myself.'.

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Marco Zuluaga: Love is the saddest thing when it goes away, as a song by Jobim goes.

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