Sean Bateman: I just want to know you.
Lauren: Nobody knows anyone. You will never ever know me.
Suzette: Ever heard of Frank Zappa?
Harry: Sure. The Mothers of Invention.
Suzette: Wow. Very good Harry. Well, he named us. The Banger Sisters.
Harry: But you weren't really sisters.
Suzette: No.
Harry: Good 'cause I wouldn't have been comfortable if you were sisters.
Suzette: You're not comfortable now, Harry.
Milan: One guy can't take two on, except in the movies.
Shaun: Mom, you know money can't buy happiness.
Cindy: Oh grow up, yes it can.
Shaun: But you and Dad have money and you're both miserable.
Cindy: ...He's miserable?
Barry: I have to get more pudding for this trip to Hawaii. As I just said that out loud I realise it sounded a little strange but it's not.
Andie: I mean, he used to be kinda cute but now he's just twitchy.
Carolyn McDuffy: I'm sorry Julie, but Pumpkin is not sitting in the back of the bus anymore.
Randolph: What about Wally the Whale?
Sheldon: Laura, how could you do it with Wally the Whale?
Randolph: There she blows.
Sheldon: I don't believe this is happening. I can't believe you didn't tell me about this.
Nora: Listen, Sheldon, I'm not proud of it but, there was a time in my life when I was a bit of a kiddie host groupie.
Riley: This Bellini is starting to look like a real Kapuchnik.
Tony Wilson: I'm a minor player in my own life story.
Dave: Your mama's got no teeth and that's perfect for her line of work.
Detective Mitch Preston: Get that camera out of here.
Trey Sellars: Keep that camera right where it is.
Val: For God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for 10 years. We made love. I'd hold her head over the toilet bowl when she threw up.
Lori: From making love with you?
Whitey: That's a technical foul.
Steve Irwin: That was a close one.