Scrappy Doo: I'm as cute as a Powerpuff Girl. I'll get my own show.
Charlie Kaufman: To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first, then reward myself with coffee. Coffee and a muffin. Okay, so I need to establish the themes. Maybe a banana-nut. That's a good muffin.
Marty Wolf: First lesson in Hollywood, sweetheart: Always get it in writing.
Van Wilder: I know Ms Pacman is special. She's cute...she's fun...she swallows.
Numérobis: Raté, vous nous avez raté! Eh les romains, vous êtes des romaines .
Jake: Just how I like 'em... all big and big-like.
Lorne Daniels: Nobody wants you, not even the Clippers.
Ali G: Sorry I iz late, bu dere was a documentry on about monkeys.
Tracey Reynolds: Calvin, I think you should stick to basketball. You know why? You can't rap.
Tony Wilson: What's wrong with London Records?
Rob Gretton: The name, for a start.
Flit: Oh yeah yeah yeah, it was sooooo much better than Ben. I think we should just forget Ben actually. Just forget him, forget all the stuff he did. I mean, she is just... Let's just run with her.
Natalie Bevin: 'Her' has a name.
Marco Zuluaga: Love is the saddest thing when it goes away, as a song by Jobim goes.
Val: Thank God the French exist.
Jennifer: Thanks for sharing the Holiday spirit, psycho.
Ben Carpenter: C'mon, you mother. Come to papa.
Yianni: Ian, if you're gonna be in this family, I get you some earplugs because the Portokalos women, if they're not nagging someone... they DIE.
Toula Portokalos: Ah, you're in so much trouble when I tell my sister.
Athena: Tell me what?
Eddie: But then the Roman Empire fell like this - "oh shit." And we went into what the historians called the Stupid Fucker period. Where everyone was going -"er, I dunno. Is that a Roman road? Can we eat it?" Then there was the dark Ages. " I can't even see you! Where are you?"
Gerald: Do these belts come in any other color?
Bridget: Black or pink?
Gerald: Uh, we'll take black.
Chuck Cedar: We're looking for somebody. Longfellow Deeds.
Murph: Wow! Is that's Deeds' first name?
Cecil Anderson: Well, if the Deeds you're referring to is Longfellow Deeds, then yes, that is Deeds' first name.
Murph: Well, I don't know Deeds' first name, maybe it's Greg.
Cecil Anderson: Maybe it's Longfellow.
Murph: Maybe. But I don't know. I know another guy named Greg. You want me to call him up?
Chuck Cedar: No! Thank you. Please. Just tell us where Deeds lives.
Pepe the Prawn: I've got some good news for everyone, unless you are an evil banker lady, then it sucks, okay.