
Burt Holloway: You are the child of god's holy gift of life. You come from me. But you are not me. Your soul and your body are your own, and yours to do with as you wish.
Lee Holloway: [Smiles.] Thank you Daddy.

Ricky: We don't need reparations! We need restraint.
Billy: "Restraint"?
Ricky: "Restraint"! Some discipline! Don't go out and buy a Range Rover when you livin' with your mama! And pay your mama some rent! And can we please, please, please try and teach our kids something other than the "Chronic" album? And please, Black people, try and be on time for something other than free before eleven at the club.

Dr. Ben Sobel: I am grieving. It's a process.

Adina: I have a FAT ass.

Ali G: Sorry I iz late, bu dere was a documentry on about monkeys.

Milan: One guy can't take two on, except in the movies.

Ben Carpenter: C'mon, you mother. Come to papa.

Bunny: Igby, I could just eat you with a spoon.
Igby: Don't.

Freddie: Barry! You fuckin' ponce! You think you can just smash my machines?
Barry Ryan: Freddy, you fuckin' ferret. I jus' did, didn' I?

Rachel: I'm with B.N.S.
Kelly Robinson: Yeah, what's B.N.S. stand for? Bitch that Needs some Slapping?

Lara: You really think I'm skinny? Wait - anorexic skinny or bulimic skinny?