Van Wilder: I know Ms Pacman is special. She's cute...she's fun...she swallows.
Pluto Nash: You blew up my wood bar stools. You know how hard it is to get wood on the moon?
Numérobis: Raté, vous nous avez raté! Eh les romains, vous êtes des romaines .
Jake: Just how I like 'em... all big and big-like.
Pistachio Disguisey: Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club. Turtle, turtle, turtle.
Lorne Daniels: Nobody wants you, not even the Clippers.
Ali G: Sorry I iz late, bu dere was a documentry on about monkeys.
Tracey Reynolds: Calvin, I think you should stick to basketball. You know why? You can't rap.
Scheck: And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for that meddling football head, that kid with all the hair, and that brat with the one eyebrow.
Helga: Ah, tell it to the judge, donut hole.
Randolph Grady: You know, I could help you study.
Starla Grady: Yeah and what's the catch?
Randolph Grady: No catch, you just gotta be nice to me for the rest of my life.
Starla Grady: Ha! I should have known you'd exploit this for emotional blackmail. That's just mean you... user.
Mike: Mom, are you there?
Sheriff Sam Parker: Yea, Mike. Is everything okay?
Mike: Don't make any movements or noises. There's a giant tarantula headed your way.
Sheriff Sam Parker: Copy that.
Bagel Guy: Yeah. Fire in the hole.
Tim: Are you with me here, altar boy?
Holden: I'm staring to think... That you don't get me.
Justine: Maybe I don't get you.
Holden: You DO. you DO GET ME, you just don't wanna GET ME because I AM TOO intensified FOR you.
Randolph: First he takes my career, then my life, now my girl. The balls on that fuchsia fuck! I'm gonna tear him apart, piece by piece.
Game Show Host: And how about you, Bachelor #3? What's the most unusual place that you ever made love?
Bachelor #3: Inside a woman.
Mimi: I take it you know that D.H. is your father?
Igby: No.
Mimi: Then I'm really glad I told you.
Freddie: Barry! You fuckin' ponce! You think you can just smash my machines?
Barry Ryan: Freddy, you fuckin' ferret. I jus' did, didn' I?