Marco Zuluaga: Love is the saddest thing when it goes away, as a song by Jobim goes.
Marv Merchants: Well, prison isn't so bad. We do get salisbury steak on Wednesdays.
Bubbles: You're not evil, you're just really dirty.
Rachael's Mom: Sweet Jesus, it smelled like someone died in here.
Ashley Parker: Mom, I am not you! I'm not gonna get pregnant at 16. I'm not gonna stay here for the rest of my life and be a trailer trash sheriff.
Sheriff Sam Parker: Thanks for the flashback. I really didn't deserve that.
Ben Carpenter: C'mon, you mother. Come to papa.
Vijay: You have a roof over your head, clothes on your back, food in your belly, what more do you want?
Ramu Gupta: I want what you promised.
Justine: What are we doing here?
Holden: Makin' one outta two.
Gerald: Do these belts come in any other color?
Bridget: Black or pink?
Gerald: Uh, we'll take black.
John: We've been banging together like a pair of cymbals in an overworked marching band.
Igby: You know just because you're dying, I'm not going to apologize. Not for anything that I've ever done.
Rachel: I'm with B.N.S.
Kelly Robinson: Yeah, what's B.N.S. stand for? Bitch that Needs some Slapping?
Jimmy Tong: That's definitely not a rental.
Suzette: Vinnie, stop it. Okay? 'Cause you're going right up your own asshole, and I don't feel like following.
Val: ...driving around his 1938 Vintage Roadster. If someone saw me in a vintage '38, they'd think I was Himmler.
Sean Bateman: Rock and roll.
Carla: Everything here is by the book.
Kelly Collins: Thanks for the warning Carla, but I would really like to try and retain my individuality around here.
Pero: Please, your honor I'm here to confess. That man is innocent. Your honor I can no longer live with the guilt. It was me who was stealing that car, I confess. My brother Cosimo, Saint Cosimo as he's known on the streets, was only trying to stop me. And I told him, 'Cosimo, I need to steal this car, I'm a car thief, I steal cars... by myself.'.