Best comedy movie quotes of 2002

Pally LaMarr: I'm scared, Ray.

Randolph Grady: You know, I could help you study.
Starla Grady: Yeah and what's the catch?
Randolph Grady: No catch, you just gotta be nice to me for the rest of my life.
Starla Grady: Ha! I should have known you'd exploit this for emotional blackmail. That's just mean you... user.

D.H. Banes: Mimi. GET OFF THE maid.

Bagel Guy: Yeah. Fire in the hole.

Tim: Are you with me here, altar boy?

Rachel: I'm with B.N.S.
Kelly Robinson: Yeah, what's B.N.S. stand for? Bitch that Needs some Slapping?

Randolph: First he takes my career, then my life, now my girl. The balls on that fuchsia fuck! I'm gonna tear him apart, piece by piece.

Game Show Host: And how about you, Bachelor #3? What's the most unusual place that you ever made love?
Bachelor #3: Inside a woman.

Mrs. Mimi Jared: Well..."Dick " how is school?
Richard "Dick" Jared: Sucks cock-k-k.

Freddie: Barry! You fuckin' ponce! You think you can just smash my machines?
Barry Ryan: Freddy, you fuckin' ferret. I jus' did, didn' I?

Ethan: You're smart. I like you. I'll probably give you a nickname.

Anna: You cancelled your credit card. I need you not to cancel your credit card and I need you to up your limit.

Kent Woodlands: He's a true champion. Like Carl Lewis. In every way.

Ray Harris: It's only been three white geniuses ever: Da Vinci, Stallone in the first Rocky, and now you, Tony.

Diedre: Hey Devon, ya know, if you keep messing up, Ernest actually might get a chest.
Ernest: And Diedre might get strong enough to pick up a hot comb.

Marv Merchants: Well, prison isn't so bad. We do get salisbury steak on Wednesdays.

Suzette: Ever heard of Frank Zappa?
Harry: Sure. The Mothers of Invention.
Suzette: Wow. Very good Harry. Well, he named us. The Banger Sisters.
Harry: But you weren't really sisters.
Suzette: No.
Harry: Good 'cause I wouldn't have been comfortable if you were sisters.
Suzette: You're not comfortable now, Harry.

Davis: Oh, I like her.
Freidman: Davis, you like anything with a pair of tits man.
Davis: That's true.
Freidman: It is.
Davis: But you're the assman, remember? And you'd... do anything for that ass.
Freidman: Fucking A right man.
Davis: Haha! C'mooon.

Rachael's Mom: Sweet Jesus, it smelled like someone died in here.

Daly: What happened?
Andrew: I guess I trusted somebody before they earned it.