Best comedy movie quotes of 2002

Ethan: You're smart. I like you. I'll probably give you a nickname.

Rachel: There's one thing that will always make a man talk.
Alexander Scott: Cutting... my belt?

Kent Woodlands: He's a true champion. Like Carl Lewis. In every way.

Ray Harris: It's only been three white geniuses ever: Da Vinci, Stallone in the first Rocky, and now you, Tony.

Sean Bateman: Since when does fucking somebody else mean that I'm not faithful to you?

Marv Merchants: Well, prison isn't so bad. We do get salisbury steak on Wednesdays.

Suzette: Ever heard of Frank Zappa?
Harry: Sure. The Mothers of Invention.
Suzette: Wow. Very good Harry. Well, he named us. The Banger Sisters.
Harry: But you weren't really sisters.
Suzette: No.
Harry: Good 'cause I wouldn't have been comfortable if you were sisters.
Suzette: You're not comfortable now, Harry.

Barry: I didn't ask for a shrink - that must've been somebody else. Also, that pudding isn't mine. Also, I'm wearing this suit today because I had a very important meeting this morning and I don't have a crying problem.

Rachael's Mom: Sweet Jesus, it smelled like someone died in here.

Daly: What happened?
Andrew: I guess I trusted somebody before they earned it.

Dr. Lee: Hit 'em with a little Flight Of The Bumblebee.

Vijay: You have a roof over your head, clothes on your back, food in your belly, what more do you want?
Ramu Gupta: I want what you promised.

Steve Irwin: That was a close one.

Lucy Wagner: She said that I was a mistake, and that he made her have me, and that she never wanted me.

Ben Carpenter: Torpedoes away motherfucker.

John: We've been banging together like a pair of cymbals in an overworked marching band.

Marco Zuluaga: Love is the saddest thing when it goes away, as a song by Jobim goes.

Carla: Everything here is by the book.
Kelly Collins: Thanks for the warning Carla, but I would really like to try and retain my individuality around here.

Trailer Trash Thumb: A lot of kids were disappearing in the woods, all mysterious like. And people thought it might be... David Copperfield. In a stage show, he took a llama and put it in a box. He closed the box and spinned it around. He opened up the box. There's no llama! And you don't see that every day, there's a llama here, llama gone. Llama, no llama. Just chills you to the bones.

Jimmy Tong: That's definitely not a rental.