Best comedy movie quotes of 2000

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Renato Amoroso: Signora Malena, a more capable person than me... wrote that the only true love is unrequited love. Now I understand why. It's been so long since you last came out of your house. But the longer we are apart, the stronger my love becomes.

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Indian Bartender: May those who love us, love us. And those who don't love us - may God turn their hearts. And if He cannot turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so that we may know them by their limping.

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Mrs. Tingle: Who can tell me if Frankenstein was circumcised?

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Regis Philbin: So, I was driving to work today. Some bozo in a Cadillac cuts me off. So, I followed him. When he got out of his car, I run up behind this guy and I start bashing his brains in with this bat! Did you ever see The Untouchables? I was DeNiro.

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Grady Tripp: It's been a long time since someone wrote a really good book in jail.

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Pete: So, uh, what brings you to Australia?
Maddie: Well, I uh, my parents inherited the inn.
Pete: Really? From who?
Maddie: Oh, some dead guy.
Pete: Some dead guy?

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Tommy Pickles: I believe in the playground. It is my favoritest place. But two yesterdays ago two boys came and buried my brother's binky. Then he started to cry.
Dil Pickles: Binky.
Angelica: You have come to me on the day of this wedding for me to take care of two boys?
Tommy Pickles: No, just a new binky.

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Serge: We are still married, in the eyes of God.
Josephine: Then He must be blind.

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Grandma Klump: Now that's what I call the Muy Caliente El Negro Special.

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Kathryn: Two's company. Three's a fuck load of fun.

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Sam Tiler: Jack was nimble. Jack was quick. Jack gouged eyes with candlesticks.

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Ray: Remember my nickname when we were in the joint?
Benny: The Brain?
Ray: The Brain. That's what the guys used to call me, right?
Benny: But, Ray! That was sarcastic.

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Sam Callahan: Do you practice sex with Dothan?
Maurey Pierce: Of course not, silly. He's my boyfriend.

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Lily, Burnett Stone's granddaughter: Magic Railroad?
Mr. C. Junior: Whatever.

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Hunter: Buddy, if you're lookin' at me for answers - I'm flattered but, uh - you've come to the wrong place.

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Lou Mozell: You know, that I actually met a girl by the name of Moo Goo Gai Pan? That was her last name. Her first name was Freida. Freida Moo Goo Gai Pan. She was half-Jewish, half-Chinese. A lot of people called her the Ori-Yenta.

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Beret Girl: Max, Max, Max. Admit defeat, and defeat will surely admit you into permanent custody, my man.

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Bree Davis: You see women all day, every day. How do they keep from just runnin' together?
Dr. Sullivan "Sully" Travis, "Dr. T": I think every single woman I've ever met has got somethin' special about her, somethin' that sets her apart from the rest.
Bree Davis: Well, if a gynecologist says there's no two alike, I guess there's no two alike.

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Turkish: We've lost gorgeous George
Brick top: Well where'd you lose him? He ain't a set of fucking car keys is he?

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