Best comedy movie quotes of 2000

Jeff Dearly: Look, I heard you the first time, Bobby. I ain't mute.

Jerry O'Neill: It's got nothing to do with me.
Jerry O'Neill: It all depends on the woman and how willing she is to discover her infinite supply of orgasms.

J.M. Perkins: If you know what women want, you can rule.

Tommy Pickles: I believe in the playground. It is my favoritest place. But two yesterdays ago two boys came and buried my brother's binky. Then he started to cry.
Dil Pickles: Binky.
Angelica: You have come to me on the day of this wedding for me to take care of two boys?
Tommy Pickles: No, just a new binky.

Al Burnett: Not everyone at NASA is a hotshot college genius. The guy I most admire is from a one-horse town in Ohio.
Ross 'Mitch' Mitchell: And what's he do?
Al Burnett: Tomorrow he's gonna walk on the moon.
Glenn Latham: ...Who's the guy?

Grandma Klump: Now that's what I call the Muy Caliente El Negro Special.

Wardell 'Bubba' Owens: Get off the cross G.W. We need the wood.

Sam Tiler: Jack was nimble. Jack was quick. Jack gouged eyes with candlesticks.

Fred Flintstone: Hey, was that an insult?
Gazoo: Well, if the shoe fits.
Barney Rubble: What's a shoe?
Gazoo: Than I guess it was an insult.

Soul Station Manager: Mr. Phelps, I see you've listed "dabut" under your hobbies?
Leon Phelps: Yeah, that's "da butt."

Pete: So, uh, what brings you to Australia?
Maddie: Well, I uh, my parents inherited the inn.
Pete: Really? From who?
Maddie: Oh, some dead guy.
Pete: Some dead guy?

Cruella de Vil: Just a teensy, weensy heckle? You know - murderer.

Serge: We are still married, in the eyes of God.
Josephine: Then He must be blind.

Janni Gogolack: You know I have this same car?
Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Really?
Janni Gogolack: No.

Memphis: The ladies are dirty. Walk away. The ladies are dirty.

Tony: Bed for the undead?

Kathryn: Two's company. Three's a fuck load of fun.

Joe: Once, there was only silence, and not a speck of hope in sight. And every tiny bubble burst on its journey towards the light. But the spark of creation will flicker again, it's a brand new era... about to begin.

Nicky: How can I win? Adrian is stronger and smarter than me.
Holly: Stronger? Yes. Smarter? Definitely. But, you have something that he doesn't have.
Nicky: A speech impediment?

Lane Leonard: Love isn't about fate and magic bracelets and destiny. It's about finding someone you can stand to be around for 10 minutes at a time.