TV Reporter at Premiere: What's your next project?
Dalton Freed: Birth Of A Nation, an all-black version.
Donald Trump: Well, I'm working on buying St. Patrick's Cathedral, maybe doing a little rip-down job and putting up a very very tall and beautiful building.
Dee Bartholomew: I ran into our Tony Gardello at the Cafe Carlyle. He had a blissed-out look like he had died and gone to heaven. How did you manage to put that smile on his face?
Robin Simon: Using my head.
Exercise Tape Fan: Would you sign this? I use your exercise tape.
Supermodel: You do?
Exercise Tape Fan: So do I.
Exercise Tape Fan: But I exercise to it.
Lee Simon: One minute you're in the lunchroom at Glenwood High and you fing blink and you're 40, you blink again and you can see movies at half price on a senior citizen's pass. Ask not for whom the bell tolls, or to put it more accurately, ask not for whom the toilet flushes.
Tony Gardella: Tom Dale. Big star. He's in New York filming an adaptation of a sequel of a remake.
Robin Simon: No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.
Tony Gardella: What am I, Don Corleone?
Lee Simon: I'm awash in self-contempt.
Lee Simon: Just in time. Another minute, I'd have been found dead of comedy poisoning.
Supermodel: I'm polymorphously perverse. It's not a flaw, it's just a weakness.
Father Gladden's Fan on Porch: Did you agree with the Beatles, years ago, at the height of their fame, that they were bigger stars than Jesus?
Father Gladden: The world population was much less then.
Supermodel: You're not afraid of catching germs? And you know, I'm coming down with a cold and everything.
Lee Simon: From you I'd be willing to catch terminal cancer.
Robin's Friend Cheryl: So ironic. You go to get face work, you don't get face work, but you meet a wonderful guy, he changes your life, it's better than face work.
