
Grace Winterbourne: How did I ever raise such a snob?
Bill Winterbourne: It's a mystery Mother... let's ask the servants.

Dosmo Pizzo: You better tell him I'm not fucking around, Susan.
Susan Parish: He's not fucking around.

Julia Biggs: Your mother would always tell me, "Girl, you need to get some meat on those bones. Henry ain't got nothing to grab on to back there!"
Rev. Henry Biggs: She just wanted you to eat, that's all.
Julia Biggs: No, she probably wanted me to be as fat as her.
Rev. Henry Biggs: She wasn't that fat.
Julia Biggs: Please, if a policeman saw your mama come walking down the street, he'd yell, "break it up!"

Hank: Most of the time I just keep to myself. I think like what it would be like to be... someone else.

Nurse: Is this man bothering you?
Phil: 'Course he is. He's me dad.

Garrett Lawton: I make it a point to know a little bit about everything.

Andera: So why the sad face?
Willie Conway: Job requirement. Happy piano players work the circus.