Best comedy movie quotes of 1996

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Bud: 'Scuse me miss. Are you tired?
Mimi: What?
Bud: Are you tired?
Mimi: No. Why?
Bud: 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day.

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Mike: I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants.
Steve: We didn't have any pudding in there buddy.

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Grace Winterbourne: How did I ever raise such a snob?
Bill Winterbourne: It's a mystery Mother... let's ask the servants.

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Alexia: Today is definitely day one.
Hayley: Day one of what?
Alexia: My diet. Oh, excuse me. I mean your diet. A fruit and veggie fast. You're bloated.
Hayley: What are you talking about? I'm a knockout. Make-up may be a bit heavy. Not me.

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Dosmo Pizzo: You better tell him I'm not fucking around, Susan.
Susan Parish: He's not fucking around.

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Carol: I wish I could be gay again.

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Margaret Kramer: Don't do that with the liquor, Russ. It's so... George Bush.

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Julia Biggs: Your mother would always tell me, "Girl, you need to get some meat on those bones. Henry ain't got nothing to grab on to back there!"
Rev. Henry Biggs: She just wanted you to eat, that's all.
Julia Biggs: No, she probably wanted me to be as fat as her.
Rev. Henry Biggs: She wasn't that fat.
Julia Biggs: Please, if a policeman saw your mama come walking down the street, he'd yell, "break it up!"

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Agent Paul: You do know it is a federal offense to destroy a United States Post Office?

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Althea: Larry, I don't to work at the magazine anymore. People there don't listen me and they don't talk to me. They're afraid of me and they don't shake my hand... Larry, I went to Dr. Robert and... he told me that I was sick. I mean, sick, sick. I mean, I've got aids, Larry.

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Hank: Most of the time I just keep to myself. I think like what it would be like to be... someone else.

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Dodge: Haven't you ever seen "What's Love Got To Do With It"?

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Nurse: Is this man bothering you?
Phil: 'Course he is. He's me dad.

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Bodacious TV Anchor: ...this may be the first time that a serial killer has used poison cereal to kill his victims.

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Andera: So why the sad face?
Willie Conway: Job requirement. Happy piano players work the circus.

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Cruella De Vil: My faith in your limited intelligence is momentarily restored.

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Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: You see the sign back there? It says John 3:16. That is not a biblical quote, baby. You know what that is? That's your sorry road record 'cause you're the anti-coach.

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Franklin: Boy you're touchy.
Travis: He's got hemorrhoids, Franklin.
Franklin: You got 'roids?

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