Rambo: I finally came home, to defend the only family I've ever known. But all she's got is me. She's coming home.
The Captain: Jeb McAllister it ends here.
Bugs Bunny: Your move first, Sam. C'mon, pick a card.
Yosemite Sam: All right! Don't rush me. I'm a-thinking... and my head hurts.
Ringo: What can I say, I'm an anime otaku at heart."
Mary Bee Cuddy: You are a poor specimen of a man, Vester Belknap.
Julia Cook: Don't make me grieve for you.
Ned Kelly: I ain't dead yet.
Pollicut: Pauline. A pleasure to see you. What can I do for you? Is there something you wanna buy?
Pauline: I didn't come to buy. I came to sell.
Pollicut: And what are you sellin'?
Pauline: Our house. It cost at least five thousand dollars. I'll give it to you for a thousand... 'cause you like cheap things.
Frank James: I can't talk without thinking, not being a lawyer.
Lady: I hope Satan himself burns the flesh from your miserable bones.
Hunt: Good God, Lady.
The Oklahoma Kid: Listen, I learned this about human nature when I was but so high, and that is: that the strong take away from the weak, and the smart take it away from the strong.
Mrs. Tracy Wyatt: One of my ancestors was a signer of the Declaration of Independence.
Sol Levy: That's all right. A relative of mine, a fellow named Moses, wrote the Ten Commandments.
Dan Frost: Them Bishop boys are coming for you? You don't need a gunslinger. You need a goddamn regiment.
Purdy Mantle: It ain't never too late, unless you're dead.
Henry Moon: We was just sayin' how much we needed a figurine.
Ninfa, Whore at Marguerita's: I am the best French kisser in Chile Verde.
Abel Wood: If I come across a Frenchman, I'll be sure to let him know.
Ado Annie Carnes: Sometimes there seems like times that men ain't got no need for women.
Dancer: There's sometimes women ain't got no need for men.
Ado Annie Carnes: Yeah, but who wants to be dead?
John McBurney: A toast to you, Miss Martha. You must be the bravest woman I've ever known.
Martha Farnsworth: No. No. All bravery is, is doing what's needed at the time.
Delarue: I underestimated you, soldier. You may have killed all my men, but you sure as hell.
Russian: You know, I had a boy like you once. He was as ugly as dirt... took after his ma. I ended up having to slit his throat.