Greg Sanders: For the record, I really like having a penis.
Tyr Anasazi: I have faith in nothing but this - when the universe collapses and dies, there will be three survivors - Tyr Anasazi, the cockroaches, and Dylan Hunt, trying to save the cockroaches.
Christopher Titus: Cain slew Abel... oh, happy, happy Cain.
Steven Harper: Whenever you don't know what to do, choose the hardest thing, because nine times out of ten, that's the right thing to do.
Col. Nick Fury: I can't let her go.
Wolverine: You can... and you will.
Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: Have you ever surfed the net?
Dr Grace Foley: No. Doesn't appeal to me.
Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: It's unrestricted access to some of the strangest people on the planet. It's perfect for you.
Debbie: There is an alternative to going out in a blaze of glory, and that's giving 'em all the big 'Fuck you.'.
InuYasha: Somehow, without my ever noticing it, it felt so natural, having Kagome near.
Baron Vladimir Harkonnen: Never become more popular than the boss, unless you intend to sack him.
Captain William Mitchell: Joel, where have you been?
Joel Rawlings: Sir, I was on a... secret mission. So secret, even you didn't know about it.
Captain William Mitchell: At the flower shop?