Sherlock Holmes: If you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, is the truth.
Wednesday Addams: I don't believe in heaven or hell. But I do believe in revenge. I usually serve it warm with a side of pain.
Amma Crellin: Don't tell Momma.
Denny Blood: Oi, posh bitch. Is "arseholes" all one word?
Monica Lindsey: No, it's hyphenated. As in "arse-licker"
Alan Eppes: Checkmate.
Don Eppes: Checkmate.
Charlie Eppes: Oh, yeah, I see. You guys are ganging up on me, huh? You did that on purpose, that little distraction thing.
Narrator: This was part of a foreign land, transplanted bodily to America and known as Little Tokyo. Since a wise government rounded up the immoral hoods, it has become virtually a ghost street, where only one business survives, eking out a precarious existence on the dimes of curiosity-seekers.
Jessica Jones: Nice ears.
Daredevil: They're horns.
Non-Descript Character: Where do you worship?
Dwight 'The General' Manfredi: I really don't go to church.
Off. Tom Hanson #2: Without Jenko we're gonna be Charlie's Angels.
Andy Botwin: How can you be so blindly pro-Bush?
Doug Wilson: I like his wife Laura... I used to buy weed from her at SMU.
Sebastian Stark: When I want your opinion, I'll stop ice skating in hell and ask for it.
Kojak: You can't corrupt it. And you know why? Because to corrupt it, you've got to show how corrupt you really are.
Vivian Blackadder: Amad bin Atwa supplied money and explosives to Hasan Mohammed, who executed the attack on the Cole. They're an all-Jihad team that's been together for nine years. If Bin Atwa gives up Hasan, I want in on the kill.
Gibbs: We're not tasked with capturing Hasan Mohammed.
Vivian Blackadder: Gibbs, my brother died on the Cole.
Gibbs: I know that.
Vivian Blackadder: Then get me in on this!
Gibbs: You're not here to use NCIS as your personal instrument of revenge. You get your head around this murder case, or you pull your tailored suit out of mothballs and you march your butt right back to the J. Edgar Hoover Building.
Darien Lambert: Visual mode, Selma.
Lucien LaCroix: You don't look well, Don Constantine. Time's a bitch, isn't it?
Jimmy McGill: I'm the guy on your speed dial right after your weed dealer.
Jack Malone: According to the groom, she was an angel.
Martin: I guess love is blind. And deaf. And very, very dumb.
Jack Malone: Spoken like a true romantic.
Gerry Standing: Will you stop creeping up on me.
Brian Lane: I don't creep, I glide.
Major Briggs: Achievement is its own reward, pride obscures it.