Jake: Captain, allow me to introduce you to major East Coast arms dealer Dan "Daniel" Valdano. That's right, his nickname is longer than his actual name. Why's that, Terry?
Terry: 'Cause he's a dick.
Franky Doyle: I don't eat sausage, I'm vagitarian.
DS Ellie Miller: Most people have a moral compass.
DI Alec Hardy: Compasses break.
Bonnie Parker: Oh, goodness, PJ, I never introduced myself. I'm Bonnie Parker - a la, "Bonnie and Clyde."