Vivian Blackadder: Amad bin Atwa supplied money and explosives to Hasan Mohammed, who executed the attack on the Cole. They're an all-Jihad team that's been together for nine years. If Bin Atwa gives up Hasan, I want in on the kill.
Gibbs: We're not tasked with capturing Hasan Mohammed.
Vivian Blackadder: Gibbs, my brother died on the Cole.
Gibbs: I know that.
Vivian Blackadder: Then get me in on this!
Gibbs: You're not here to use NCIS as your personal instrument of revenge. You get your head around this murder case, or you pull your tailored suit out of mothballs and you march your butt right back to the J. Edgar Hoover Building.
Sgt. Joe Friday: This is the city: Los Angeles, California. I work here. I'm a cop.
Robert T. Ironside: I... like... burned toast.
Nigel: I'm so glad you decided to go undercover Woody. You're blending right in.
Woody: Sorry, I didn't get the memo. Did you sew those pants on yourself?
Rosen Gatzev - Kukata: Excuse me... looking for dancers?
Gerry Standing: Will you stop creeping up on me.
Brian Lane: I don't creep, I glide.
Polly Nguyen: I say something about marriage, he flip out like time I put fist in bad place get stuck.
Narrator: This was part of a foreign land, transplanted bodily to America and known as Little Tokyo. Since a wise government rounded up the immoral hoods, it has become virtually a ghost street, where only one business survives, eking out a precarious existence on the dimes of curiosity-seekers.
Desk Sgt.: Mr Mullet wants to see you as soon as you come in.
Frost: I'll let you know when that is.
Jessica Jones: You look like an asshole.
Matt Murdock: It's your scarf.
Lois Lane: Eureka.
Off. Tom Hanson #2: Without Jenko we're gonna be Charlie's Angels.
Sebastian Stark: When I want your opinion, I'll stop ice skating in hell and ask for it.
Veronica: Here's what you do... you get tough. You get even.
Meg: Really?
Veronica: Works for me.
Harvey Leek: Nash, the most high-tech thing on this computer is the flying toaster screen saver.
Betty Cooper: I'm not gonna ask what you did with Veronica at Cheryl's. I'm asking you now, right now, if you love me, Archie, or even like me?
Archie Andrews: Of course I love you, Betty. But I can't give you the answer you want.
Betty Cooper: Why?
Archie Andrews: You are so perfect. I've never been good enough for you. I'll never be good enough for you.
Darien Lambert: Visual mode, Selma.
AKA The Sandwich Saved Me - S1-E5
Trish Walker: Fine, be the naked superhero. That could be your alias.
Jessica Jones: Better than the name you came up with.
Trish Walker: Jewel is a great superhero name.
Jessica Jones: Jewel a stripper's name! A really slutty stripper! And if I wear that thing, you're gonna have to call me Camel-toe.
The Catwoman: You dismal bird! You and your submarine, Where has it got us now?
The Penguin: Shut up, you feline floozy.
Dr. Bolin: You truly are a trobuled person.
Hunter: Well, you should be the expert on mental disorders, being as screwed up as you are.