Best crime TV quotes of all time

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U.S. Marshal Eddie Drake: Don't you know drugs kill and I kill drug dealers?

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Lilly Rush: People shouldn't be forgotten. They matter. They should get justice, too.

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Gideon Goddard: You're never sure about anything unless there's something to be sure about.

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Brian Peluso: You are gorgeous, absolutely, unequivocally, unrelentingly, gorgeous. With a perfect, I repeat perfect, body.

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Jack Hudson: Yes Miles, if you're right, you can say you told me so. And I know you will in that special way that makes us all love you so.

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Jordan: Look... You guys get along. I need you to talk to him.
Woody: He pulled a gun on me.
Jordan: That's bonding for him. He feels comfortable with you.
Woody: He said he was going to shoot me.
Jordan: You see... You guys are closer than I thought.

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Det. Sgt. Christine Cagney #2: She's got a black belt in mouth karate and she's arrogant as hell.

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80's Batman: This isn't a mudhole. It's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.

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Comtessa Raffaella Pecci Scialoia: I'm so scared of death... It's always so... unexpected.

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Bonnie Parker: Oh, goodness, PJ, I never introduced myself. I'm Bonnie Parker - a la, "Bonnie and Clyde."

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Troy: I'm Troy, by the way.
Veronica: I'm Veronica.
Troy: Really? Veronica. Okay, yeah, that does make a lot more sense.
Veronica: Makes more sense how?
Troy: Ah, it's nothing. I just should never listen to those guys. I mean, really, who names their daughter Trampy McBitch?

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Staff Sgt. Boyko: Serve, protect and don't screw up.

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Moreno: Did you sleep with her?
Eddie Torres: I don't think you would call what we did sleeping.

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Sgt. Joe Friday: This is the city: Los Angeles, California. I work here. I'm a cop.

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Detective Ray Velcoro: Pain is inexhaustible. It's only people that get exhausted.

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Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: I'll have to have a word with you, please.
Jacqueline Wright: We're going to Longleat.
Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: I'm afraid the lions will have to wait.

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