Peter Griffin: You know that whole Vietnam thing? Never happened.
Brian Griffin: Oh yeah, but don't mention it around the Veterans Hospital. Those guys are really committed to the lie.
Peter Griffin: Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they have been ever since they came to this country from France.
Brian Griffin: If I remember correctly, this is the Physics department.
Chris Griffin: That explains all the gravity.
Chosen answer: It's a real song called "Elvira". Originally by Dallas Fraizer in '66, however, this version seems to be the Oak Ridge Boys cover version. However, the mega lesbians skip the verse and just sing the chorus after the opening line.
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