Will & Grace (1998)

Karen: Grace Alden. I'm ashamed...
Grace: Adler. My last name is Adler.
Karen: Oh... That's pretty.

Jack: Welcome to Cynical Island, population: you.

Grace: That's not a complement. A compliment is 'you're sexy', 'you turn me on', not 'one look at you proves I'm a queer'.

Karen: You say potato, I say vodka.

Karen: Sorry I'm late. Oh God, that sounded insincere... I'm late!

Karen: Hey Hey Hey Hey, This is a place of business! We are trying to get some work done in here and we don't need you just barging... Wait, I'm saying it and I don't even buy it!

Karen: Oh, coulda shoulda prada!

Karen: It's a victimless crime, like tax evasion or public indecency.

Will: Got a hot date?
Jack: No, but the guy who's dating me does.

Karen: [to Will.] By your inflection I can tell that you think what you're saying is funny, but... No.

Grace: I want to marry..."the one."
Karen: And well you should, honey. How else are you going to get to "the two" and "the three"?

Jack: For your information, most people who meet me do not know that I am gay.
Will: Jack, blind and deaf people know you're gay. Dead people know you're gay.
Jack: Grace, when you first met me, did you know I was gay?
Grace: My dog knew.

My Fair Maidy - S1-E12

Karen: You know what those rocks need? A little scotch.

Pilot - S1-E1

Will Truman: Where's Grace?
Karen Walker: Oh honey, thank God. How do you say toy store in Spanish?
Will Truman: Tienda de juguetes.
Karen Walker: Uh-huh, thanks. F-A-O-yeah-Schwartzo. Si si­ Rosario, gracias. Hola.

Birds of a Feather Boa - S8-E7

Jack: The ratings for Jack Talk came in. We got a 17 rating and a 10 share.
Grace: Wow!
Will: In this case that means 17 people watched and 10 of them dressed as Cher.