Terrorform - S5-E3
Visible crew/equipment: When Lister and the Cat type into the computer, in the shots of their reflections, the lens of the camera can be seen reflected between them. (00:05:00)
Terrorform - S5-E3
Continuity mistake: When Lister and the Cat type into the computer, the words are out of synch with the key tapping. (00:05:15)
Terrorform - S5-E3
Continuity mistake: At the start of the episode Kryten has crashed Starbug 1 onto the psi-moon. Lister and the Cat rescue him in Starbug 2, yet when the crew search for Rimmer in the swamp, they are in Starbug 1. (00:06:10 - 00:19:45)
Terrorform - S5-E3
Continuity mistake: Just after one of the hooded legions reads from the scroll, he manages to turn around and face the opposite direction in one camera cut. (00:10:45)
Terrorform - S5-E3
Continuity mistake: When Rimmer gets his robe torn off, he is looking forwards. In the next shot he is looking down. (00:11:00)
Terrorform - S5-E3
Visible crew/equipment: A boom mic shadow can be seen along the bottom of the screen when the crew have to leave Starbug and walk. (00:11:25)
Terrorform - S5-E3
Continuity mistake: When the crew finds the charm gravestone, Kryten looks at the Cat. Then in the next shot, Kryten looks at the Cat again. (00:14:25)
Terrorform - S5-E3
Continuity mistake: After the crew fire at the Self-loathing Beast and the room fills with dust, the Cat's left hand is up in the air. In the next shot he is holding the bazooka with both hands. (00:17:00)
Terrorform - S5-E3
Continuity mistake: When Lister, the Cat and Kryten figure out how to escape, Kryten says 'precisely' and raises his right hand. In the next shot, both of his hands are raised. (00:22:15)
Terrorform - S5-E3
Visible crew/equipment: When Lister, Cat and Kryten leave the cockpit with the plan to make Rimmer feel good about himself to escape, a boom mic can be seen in the top left corner of the screen. (00:22:45)
Quarantine - S5-E4
Visible crew/equipment: When Rimmer asks the crew if they had forgotten Red Dwarf could only sustain one hologram, it shows a shot of the rest of the crew who say nothing. At the top of the screen, a boom mic can be seen. (00:03:00)
Quarantine - S5-E4
Visible crew/equipment: When Lister wipes down the biohazard cabinet, a boom mic can be seen in the top right of the screen. Also, just before the camera moves past the pillar, the entire microphone and arm can be glimpsed. (00:05:00)
Quarantine - S5-E4
Continuity mistake: Just before Dr. Lanstrom appears, Kryten is standing behind Lister. In the next shot, he has moved much further away from him, then moves back and forth between shots. (00:06:40)
Quarantine - S5-E4
Audio problem: When Dr. Lanstrom says 'Life without pain has no meaning' Kryten begins to speak but no words are heard before the shot changes. (00:07:10)
Quarantine - S5-E4
Audio problem: When Dr. Lanstrom says hello into the walkie talkie, her lips do not move. (00:08:40)
Quarantine - S5-E4
Revealing mistake: When Lanstrom corners Lister, Kryten and the Cat, she is holding onto the fence. As she is a hologram, this would be impossible. (00:10:10)
Quarantine - S5-E4
Continuity mistake: After Lister gets the luck injection for the first time, he is holding his hat. In the next shot the hat is gone. (00:12:15)
Quarantine - S5-E4
Visible crew/equipment: When the Cat tries to attack Rimmer in Quarantine, a boom mic can be seen at the top of the screen. (00:16:45)
Quarantine - S5-E4
Revealing mistake: As pointed out by Danny John Jules on the DVD Commentary, during the 'Feckles, Heckles, Hackles, Schmeckles' argument, Cat pushes his face right against Kryten's, leaving a brown makeup smear on Kryten's forehead. The mark is gone in the next shot. (00:19:45)
Quarantine - S5-E4
Audio problem: When Rimmer is talking to Lister, Cat and Kryten in the dress, the Cat says "We thought you'd gone nuts" and the shot cuts to Rimmer where the Cat then says "We were trying to heal you." When the shot is on Rimmer, the Cat's reflection can be seen in the mirror and his mouth doesn't move with the line. (00:21:05)
Answer: The cello is a large four-stringed instrument, which, when it is played, stands vertically on the floor between the player's legs (assuming they are seated). If it is to grow as large as the other instuments mentioned will, it would require a rather unseemly lack of femininity to be able to encompass it with the legs.
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