Oz: How hard can it be to kill a Wicked Witch?
Oz: I don't want to be a good man... I want to be a great one.
Steven Jacobs: You used an untested drug on your father. I could end your career with one phone call.
Will Rodman: Let me save you the trouble. I quit.
Will Rodman: You want me to take him? I can't take care of a monkey.
Robert Franklin: He's not a monkey! He's an ape.
Will Rodman: At age 3, Caesar has completed puzzles ages 8 and up. He has been displaying cognitive skills that far exceed that of a human counterpart.
Alien: Bikinis and big booties - that's what it's all about.
Alien: When I'm with them, I'm gonna be thinking about you.
Alien: I'm Alien. My real name is Al, but truth be told, I'm not from this planet.
James Franco: I will shoot off your dick!
Danny McBride: You don't have enough bullets, bitch.
Danny McBride: What the fuck is wrong with you, Franco? You have iPad's all over the goddamn walls in your house, but you jack off like a fuckin' pilgrim!
James Franco: That's right man, I like to read!
James Franco: The fucker's got to go! GO! The fucker's gots to go!
Tristan: I don't know if life is greater than death, but love was greater than either.
Christian Longo: Sometimes you have to accept looking one way in order to protect something more important.
Christian Longo: Sometimes the truth isn't believable. But that doesn't mean that it's not true.
Michael Finkel: I'm a liar? You stole my identity.
Christian Longo: I was in Mexico, who else was I supposed to choose?
Laird Mayhew: I don't know how to talk to the guy. It's like we speak two different languages or something.
Gustav: You do.
Laird Mayhew: Yeah.
Gustav: He speaks English, and you speak English with resounding amounts of "fuck."
Leezar: I'm here to steal a beautiful virgin that looks just. Like. Her.
Fabious: And how do you plan to do that?
Leezar: Magic. Motherfucker.
Join the mailing list
Separate from membership, this is to get updates about mistakes in recent releases. Addresses are not passed on to any third party, and are used solely for direct communication from this site. You can unsubscribe at any time.
Check out the mistake & trivia books, on Kindle and in paperback.