Jonah Hill: Dear God, it's me, Jonah Hill... From Moneyball.
James Franco: I will shoot off your dick!
Danny McBride: You don't have enough bullets, bitch.
Danny McBride: What the fuck is wrong with you, Franco? You have iPad's all over the goddamn walls in your house, but you jack off like a fuckin' pilgrim!
James Franco: That's right man, I like to read!
James Franco: The fucker's got to go! GO! The fucker's gots to go!
Aziz Ansari: Hey yo, Craig! Help me!
Craig Robinson: You already in the hole! It's too late for you!
Emma Watson: Give me everything you have to drink!
Seth Rogen: There are six of us! You cannot rob us!
Emma Watson: I'm NOT fucking around!
Danny McBride: Seth, that's some of the better acting than I've seen in your last six movies. Where the fuck was that in Green Hornet?
Danny McBride: Hermione just stole all of our shit. And Jay suggested that we rape her. I think the only reason he did that is because he knows he's about two minutes away from becoming the house bitch himself.
Craig Robinson: I would suck a dick for half a cracker!
Craig Robinson: Take yo panties off!
Jay Baruchel: The power of Christ compells you!
Jonah Hill: Guess what? It's not that compelling.
Danny McBride: You're telling me James Franco didn't suck any dick last night? Now I know you're tripping.
Jonah Hill: This is no dream! This is really happening!
Jonah Hill: Bang, bang, bang you're dead!
Answer: While we don't know what exactly happened to her afterwards, we do know that she doesn't get into heaven due to her behavior.
Brad