Thadeous: Quests suck!
Thadeous: I shouldn't even be here! I will probably die on this quest, and Courtney definitely will!
Leezar: I'm here to steal a beautiful virgin that looks just. Like. Her.
Fabious: And how do you plan to do that?
Leezar: Magic. Motherfucker.
Belladonna: How are you going to make me love you?
Leezar: If your vagina is anything like my hand, there will be no problem.
Isabel: Thaddeus, I have not been able to stop thinking of you.
Thadeous: What a coincidence. I was just about to finish thinking of you.
Fabious: You have to suck out the venom!
Thadeous: I don't want to do it, you do it!
Fabious: I can't suck my own venom!
Thadeous: Yes you can! I'll help you! Suck it! Suck your venom!
Fabious: I can't reach it with my mouth!
Thadeous: Courtney, suck the venom!
Courtney: But I've never...
Thadeous: SUCK IT!