Dave Skylark: Aaron, are you inside the tiger?
Dave Skylark: When you score a Bin Laden, or a Hitler, or an Un, you take it by the balls! It's the first rule of journalism. You give the people what they waaant.
Aaron Rapaport: That's not the first rule of journalism. I think it's like the first rule of like circuses and demolition derbies.
Dave Skylark: Would you like a drink or some of Aaron's cocaine?
Dave Skylark: They hate us because they ain't us.
Dave Skylark: You got fucked by Robocop, dude.
Kim Jong-un: I don't know what you're talking about! I never heard this song before.
Dave Skylark: You don't have to lie anymore. Katy Perry's your favorite.
Kim Jong-un: Katy who?
Aaron Rapaport: It's that Katy fucking Perry?
Dave Skylark: Leave it on! It helps me to concentrate.
Dave Skylark: Welcome to the jungle, baby, welcome to the jungle. Na na na knees.
Dave Skylark: How's the puppy.
Sook: Puppy is O.K..
Dave Skylark: You protect that puppy with your life.
Dave Skylark: You sent my friend into a tiger patch?
Aaron Rapaport: Dude! The fuck, man! That was John Kerry's office.
Dave Skylark: Forget this oak tree looking fuck! This is top sense! The Times' heading about... about North Korea, read the bottom... after all that... the death camp shit.
Aaron Rapaport: Although Kim Jong-un rallies his people with cries for the destruction of the United States of America, he is known to be an affluent consumer of American entertainment. His favorite shows are Big Bang Theory... and Skylark tonight.
Dave Skylark: He ate it! You're not even supposed to touch it and he ate it! Chewing it! Chewing it.
Aaron Rapaport: Take your hands away. I saw the boner.
Dave Skylark: I'm not taking my hands away.
Aaron Rapaport: Move your fucking hands.
Dave Skylark: Fine. Wanna see it?
Dave Skylark: Cunt punch that bitch.
Dave Skylark: Team Skylark never backs down from a jerkoff.
Dave Skylark: Haters gonna hate, and ain'ters gonna ain't.
Dave Skylark: Maybe 'the media' is manipulating you.
Scott Smith: Are you on uppers or something?
Harvey Milk: No, this is just plain old me.
Harvey Milk: Forty years old and I haven't done a thing that I'm proud of.
Scott Smith: You keep eating this cake, you're not going to make it to fifty.
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