Aron Ralston: You know, I've been thinking. Everything is... Just comes together. It's me. I chose this. I chose all this. This rock... This rock has been waiting for me my entire life. It's entire life, ever since it was a bit of meteorite a million, billion years ago. In space. It's been waiting, to come here. Right, right here. I've been moving towards it my entire life. The minute I was born, every breath that I've taken, every action has been leading me to this crack on the outer surface.
Aron Ralston: Hey there, Aron! Is it true that you didn't tell anyone where you were going?
Aron Ralston: I'm in pretty deep doodoo here.
Aron Ralston: Don't lose it. Aron, do not lose it.
Aron Ralston: Good morning, everyone! It's 6:45 Tuesday morning in BJ Canyon! The weather is great. I figure by now that Leona, my housemate - Hi, Leona! - has missed me hopefully since I didn't show up last night. Another hour and a half they'll miss me for not showing up at work... Hi, Brion at work! Best case scenario is they notify the police and after a 24 hour hold they file a report, a missing person's report. Which means noon tomorrow it's official that I'm gone. I do still have the tiniest bit of water left. Well, actually, I've resorted... I've had a couple pretty good gulps of urine that I saved in my Camelbak. I sort of let it distill... It tastes like hell.
Jake Huard: Before you achieve you must believe.
Ali: Any plans before you summer cruise?
Jake Huard: Uh, yeah. I think I might go over to Sir Frankie's and see if there are any escorts around.
Ali: Really?
Jake Huard: Yeah.
Ali: Save your money.
Cole: Why are you here?
Jake Huard: To serve my country, sir.
Ali: She's what's getting you through?
Jake Huard: Well, she's what got me here. But she's not the one who's getting me through.
Vincent LaMarca: How'd we get this way son? I remember the day you were born.
Joey: Yeah? Well, I remember the day you left. So we're even.
Judd Apatow: I'm not saying maybe, I'm saying not in a million years.
Tommy Wiseau: But after that? (00:32:30)
Greg Sestero: We are doing this.
Tommy Wiseau: Tomorrow, this will all be yours, Greg.
Greg Sestero: Ah! We will own you, L.A..
Tommy Wiseau: Watch out, here we come.
Greg Sestero: You will know our names.
Tommy Wiseau: Los Angeles, everybody want to be star. All the pretty boys. They're lining up for the big shot.
Greg Sestero: Just uh, just have to get lucky, I guess.
Tommy Wiseau: No. No. It's not luck, Greg. Greg, you have to be the best. You have to be the best you can be. And never give up.
Greg Sestero: You're really gonna make this thing?
Tommy Wiseau: No, Greg. We are going to do it. Together. (00:38:40)
Greg Sestero: I wish we could just make our own movie.
Tommy Wiseau: That great idea. (00:35:35)
Blaine Rawlings: You, uh, slip there, killer?
Lt. Colonel Mucci: General, this is the man who led the raid... Captain Prince.
General Kreuger: Congratulations, soldier. I'm very sorry for your losses, but I want to let you know you men have done a great service to your country.
Captain Prince: Thank you, sir.
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