Archie: Damn, baby. Feel like you're playing piano on my dick, like you're playing Mozart.
Alien: I'm Alien. My real name is Al, but truth be told, I'm not from this planet.
Faith: I'm starting to think this is the most spiritual place I've ever been.
Candy: Spring break forever, bitches.
Alien: Bikinis and big booties - that's what it's all about.
Brit: Just pretend it's a video game. Like you're in a fucking movie.
Alien: When I'm with them, I'm gonna be thinking about you.