Quotes from Charlize Theron movies and TV shows - page 2 of 3

Adele Invergordon: Oh, Jesus. I've died and gone to hell.

Rannulph Junuh: I lost my swing Adele.
Adele Invergordon: Really? Where'd it go?

Adele Invergordon: And now I'm supposed to run into your arms and melt like butter on a hot muffin?

Rannulph Junuh: Interesting match.
Adele Invergordon: I've always thought so.

Anna: You're a good sheep farmer!
Albert: Oh my god, please! I suck at sheep. Louise was right, I can't keep track of them. There was a sheep in the whorehouse the last week.
Anna: Really?
Albert: Yeah. Wandered in there, and then when I went to pick it up, somehow it had made 20 dollars.

Will: You wanna call me "Daddy" while I fuck you, huh?
Aileen: I'll try. Why? You like to fuck your kids?

Aileen: I'm not a bad person. I'm a real good person.

Aileen: People always look down their noses at hookers. Never give you a chance, because they think you took the easy way out, when no-one could imagine the willpower it took to do what we do. Walking the streets, night after night, taking the hits and still getting back up.

Aileen: So I made a deal. I said God I gotta spend this 5 bucks but when it's gone so am I so, if you got something for me in this life you better bring it on, and there she was.

Aileen: Fuckin' office job! Who the fuck wants a job like that? You fuckin' sit at a little desk, you got your little phone, you got your little fuckin' piece of paper, your little pen, you write shit down, blah blah blah. Fuck, a monkey could do that shit man.

Bartender: The bar's closed.
Aileen: Then do you think you could pull that stick out of your ass? Hm? Now that "the bar's closed."

Aileen: I was beautiful like a diamond in the rough.

Josey Aimes: I've heard of Lou Gehrig, I just never heard about the disease.
Glory: I know. It's kind of like piece by piece your body just quits listening to you. Like a bullheaded teenager.

Meredith Vickers: A king has his reign, and then he dies. It's inevitable.

Meredith Vickers: Good morning. I am Meredith Vickers, and it is my job to make sure you do yours.

Queen Ravenna: I was ruined by a king like you once. I replaced his queen. An old woman. And in time I too would have been replaced. Men use women. They ruin us and when they are finished with us they toss us to the dogs like scraps.

Queen Ravenna: Lips red as blood, hair black as night, bring me your heart, my dear, dear Snow White.

Queen Ravenna: Do you hear that? It's the sound of battles fought and lives lost. It once pained me to know that I am the cause of such despair, but now their cries give me strength. Beauty is my power.

Queen Ravenna: Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who is fairest of them all?

Mirror Man: My queen, you have defied nature and robbed it of its fairest root. But on this day there is one more beautiful than you.
Queen Ravenna: Who is it?
Mirror Man: Snow White.