Quotes from Bruce Willis movies and TV shows - page 4 of 9

Leeloo: Hi.
Korben Dallas: Oh, so you speak English now.
Leeloo: Yes. I learned.

Thai: You got a message.
Korben Dallas: Yeah.
Thai: You should open it, could be important.
Korben Dallas: Like the last two I got before my divorce. First one was from my wife, to tell me she was leaving. Second one was from my laywer, to tell me he was leaving, with my wife.

General Munroe: Heard you lost your job.
Korben Dallas: Oh you heard that. Don't worry, I can get another job.
General Munroe: Don't bother, we have one for you. Major Dallas, you've been selected for a mission of the utmost importance.
Korben Dallas: What mission?
General Munroe: Save the world.

Taxi: You just had an accident.
Korben Dallas: Yeah! I know I just had an accident, you daffy bastard!

Karen Westlake: I will put you in witness protection. The feds will keep safe.
Jeremy Coleman: So my whole life just... just goes away?
Mike Cella: You get to keep your first name.

Joe Colton: You all right?
Lady Jaye: Yeah. Are you all right?
Joe Colton: My cholesterol is a little high.

Joe Colton: The president says I can't come out of retirement. He didn't say anything about re-enlisting.

David Dunn: I'm in security.

[Guy yells at John in Russian and John punches him.]
John McClane: Do you think I understand a word you're saying!?!

John McClane: Need a hug?
Jack McClane: We're not a hugging family.
John McClane: That's right.

Jack McClane: Certain death.
John McClane: Like your mother's cooking.

John McClane: You got a plan?
Jack McClane: Not really. I kinda thought we would just wing it, you know. Running in, guns blazing. Make it up as we go.

Jack McClane: Let me ask you something: do you go looking for trouble or does it always seem to find you?
John McClane: You know, after all those years, I still ask myself the same question.

John McClane: Me and my boy here, we're gonna put a whuppin' on ya!

John McClane: The 007 of Plainfield, New Jersey.

Jeff Talley: Joe! Only God gets to decide who lives and who dies.

Jeff Talley: Captain Wubba's going to save Planet Xenon.

Tommy Smith: Chief Talley?
Jeff Talley: Yeah, Tommy.
Tommy Smith: Is my daddy gonna be okay?
Jeff Talley: Yeah, son. A good friend o' mine is watchin' over him.

Jeff Talley: I thought you were the man in charge. Isn't that what you told me? You said "I'm the man"?
Dennis Kelly: I am the man! I am in charge.

Jeff Talley: Why don't you tell me something that I don't fucking know?