Quotes from Bruce Willis movies and TV shows - page 7 of 9

Joe Monday: Last I heard you were gonna have a talk with some fellas. Next thing I hear one of them's dead.
John Smith: The conversation kind of went downhill.

Finn: I guess you'll just have to kill me.
John Smith: It'll hurt if I do.

Lucy McClane: Daddy, you're out of your mind.
John McClane: What're you talkin' about?
Lucy McClane: You shot yourself!
John McClane: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Matt Farrell: You just killed a helicopter with a car!
John McClane: I was out of bullets.

Thomas Gabriel: [Probing a gunshot wound in McClane's shoulder with his gun.] On your tombstone, it should say "Always at the wrong place at the wrong time."
John McClane: How about... [grunts.] Yippee-ki-yay... Motherfucker! [Grabs the gun and fires it through himself and into Gabriel.].

John McClane: Mia? Oh yeah, skinny little Asian chick? Like's to kick people? Last time I saw her she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an SUV rammed up her ass.

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Matt Farrell: Did you see that?
John McClane: Yeah, I saw it. I did it.

Thomas Gabriel: McClane? I thought I killed you already.
John McClane: I get that sometimes.

John McClane: You don't like Creedence?
Matt Farrell: This is like having a pine cone shoved in my ass.

John McClane: You're gonna tell me what I wanna know, or I'm gonna beat you to death in your own house.

Mr. Goodkat: I'm gonna kill somebody.

Slevin: How did you find out about us?
Mr. Goodkat: I'm a world-class assassin, fuckhead. How do you think I found out?

The Boss: That's all there is to it.
Slevin: Is that all there is to it?
Mr. Goodkat: Yup... That's all there is to it.

Tommy B. Jordan: Look, it's my ass if you take that.
Art Jeffries: Then don't tell anyone.

Carl Roebuck: Sixty years old and still getting crushes on other men's wives. I would hope by the time I'm your age, I'm a little smarter than that.
Sully: Can't hurt to hope. You sure are off to a slow start.

Spider: I want my shit back.
Steve Ford: I want my dog back.

RJ: You want this cookie?
Hammy the Squirrel: Oh, yeah, yeah.
RJ: This cookie's junk.
Hammy the Squirrel: But I like the cookie.

RJ: Please, Vincent! I'm just a desperate guy trying to feed his family.
Vincent: You don't have a family, RJ.
RJ: I meant a family of one.

RJ: Now if a human does happen to see you, just lay down, roll over and give your privates a good licking. They love it.

Harrison Hill: A very famous man once said that sincerity is everything. Once you learn to fake that, the rest is easy.