Quotes from Bruce Willis movies and TV shows - page 9 of 9

James Cole: I am insane. And you are my insanity.

Louie: Where'd they send you?
James Cole: 1990.
Louie: '90! How was it? Good drugs? Lots of pussy? Hey, Bob, you do the job? You find out the big info? Army of the 12 Monkeys?
James Cole: I was supposed to be 1996.
Louie: Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better. You're lucky you didn't end up in ancient Egypt.

James Cole: I remember being afraid for that little boy. All alone, down that well, not knowing if anybody's going to get him out. First time I was ever really afraid when I was a kid.
Dr. Kathryn Railly: What do you mean, when you were a kid?
James Cole: Never mind. It's just a prank, a hoax. That boy's hiding in a barn.

James Cole: This is a place for crazy people. I'm not crazy.
Dr. Owen Fletcher: We don't use the term "crazy," Mr. Cole.
James Cole: Well, you've got some real nuts here.

James Cole: All I see are dead people.

James Cole: Oh, wouldn't it be great if I was crazy? Then the world would be okay.

Dr. Kathryn Railly: What is the matter with your leg?
James Cole: Got shot.
Dr. Kathryn Railly: Shot! Who shot you?
James Cole: I don't know. It was some kind of war. Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.

Dr. Kathryn Railly: Wh-wh-where are we going?
James Cole: Philadelphia.
Dr. Kathryn Railly: That's more than a hundred miles! We can't.
James Cole: That's why I can't walk there.

Actor: The movie business is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side.

Actor: You see, there are so many people out here that I'd rather be eulogizing here today than Jack.

Jimmy Tudeski: My wife? You shtupped my wife, Oz?
Nicholas Oseransky: I wouldn't exactly phrase it that way, exactly...
Jimmy Tudeski: No, no, no! Let me get this straight. You went down to Chicago and engaged in sexual CONGRESS with my wife? Is that it?
Jill St. Claire: Jimmy, Jimmy, calm down!
Jimmy Tudeski: IS IT? I SWEAR TO GOD...!
Nicholas Oseransky: He's a little upset. I've managed to upset a mass murderer.

Nicholas Oseransky: Why did you kill him?
Jimmy Tudeski: Well, I had to kill one of you.
Nicholas Oseransky: Well, then you definitely made the right decision.

Oz: What, no Jewish prayer before we have our ham and cheese?
Jimmy: You got a problem with my religiosity, Oz? Do unto others before you turn into a pillar of salt.
Jill: Exactly. Unless they're a rat. Then you can shoot them in the eyes.
Oz: A pillar of salt?
Jimmy: That's right. Moses said that. Read the bible, Oz.

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