Korben Dallas: Finger, I was just on my way over to see you, when this big fare fell in my lap. You know, one of these really big fares that you just can't resist?
Finger: Ah. How big?
Korben Dallas: 5"9', blue eyes, long legs, great skin. You know, perfect.
Finger: Uh-hu, I see. And this perfect fare, she got a name?
Korben Dallas: Yeah. Leeloo.
Zorg: I don't like warriors. Too narrow-minded, no subtlety. And worse, they fight for hopeless causes. Honor? Huh! Honor's killed millions of people, it hasn't saved a single one. Tell you what I do like though. A killer. A dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough.
Leeloo: Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yeah.
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, multipass, she knows it's a multipass. Leeloo Dallas. This is my wife.
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: We're newlyweds. Just met. You know how it is. We bumped into each other, sparks happen...
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yes, she knows it's a multipass. Anyway, we're in love.
Taxi: You just had an accident.
Korben Dallas: Yeah! I know I just had an accident, you daffy bastard!
Leeloo: Big. Big baada boom.
Father Vito Cornelius: You're a monster, Zorg.
Zorg: I know.
General Munroe: Heard you lost your job.
Korben Dallas: Oh you heard that. Don't worry, I can get another job.
General Munroe: Don't bother, we have one for you. Major Dallas, you've been selected for a mission of the utmost importance.
Korben Dallas: What mission?
General Munroe: Save the world.
Thai: You got a message.
Korben Dallas: Yeah.
Thai: You should open it, could be important.
Korben Dallas: Like the last two I got before my divorce. First one was from my wife, to tell me she was leaving. Second one was from my laywer, to tell me he was leaving, with my wife.
General Munro: Is there any danger?
MacTilburgh: No, no, we've put it through the cellular hygiene detector, the cell is, for lack of a better word, perfect.
General Munro: All right. But Mr. Perfect better be polite, otherwise we'll turn him into cat food.
Leeloo: Hi.
Korben Dallas: Oh, so you speak English now.
Leeloo: Yes. I learned.
Korben Dallas: What's your name?
Leeloo: Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat.
Korben Dallas: Good. That... That whole thing's your name, huh? Do you have, uh... A shorter name?
Leeloo: Leeloo.
Leeloo: I don't know love. I was built to protect not to love, so there is no use for me other than this.
Leeloo: Me fifth element - supreme being. Me protect you.
DJ Ruby Rhod: Quiver ladies, quiver.
Police: Are you classified as human?
Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
David: Father, are you sure she's a supreme being?
Leeloo: Everything you create, you use to destroy.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, we call it human nature.
Priest Vito Cornelius: What are you doing?
Korben Dallas: Trying to save your ass so you can save the world.
Zorg: A case with four stones in it! Not one or two or three but four! Four stones! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?
Aknot: We are warriors, not merchants.
Zorg: But you can still count. Look it's easy. Look at my fingers, four stones, four crates, zero stones, zero crates! Pack everything up we're outta here.
Aknot: [Mangalores raise their guns.] We risked our lives! I think a little compensation is in order.
Zorg: Oh, so you are merchants after all. Leave them one crate for the cause.
Chosen answer: Not necessarily. Remember that the evil sped up once he knew Zorg was dead and the team had the stones. And we don't know how the Diva was going to get the stones out.
Greg Dwyer