Edith: You're gonna be a spy?!
Gru: That's right, baby! Gru's back in the game with gadgets, and weapons, and cool cars!
P.L. Travers: I will not have her called Cynthia, absolutely not. It feels unlucky. It should be something warm, a bit sexy. How about Mavis?
Lindsay Lohan: I'm gonna blow you across the room.
Charlie Sheen: Sounds awesome.
Earl Devereaux: I'm not a barista! I'm a police-sta!
Judeisy: You must have something from that Julie woman. Didn't she leave you a souvenir?
ValentÃn: She did. But I got rid of it with penicillin.
Crunch Calhoun: If you've got no trust, then what do you got?
Rance Holloway: God damn! That's the worst thing I ever saw in my life. And I saw my kids being born!
Amy: It's how we spend a third of our lives asleep, and maybe that's the time when we feel the most free.
Diana: Ugh, my neck!
Sandy: Neck hurts, huh? Why don't we swap information, Sandy Bigelow Patterson. Bigelow's such a rare name.
Diana: It's a family name. Jeremiah Bigelow was a pretty well known bear hunter.
Sandy: He sounds brave. Here's my driver's license with my name, Sandy Bigelow Patterson. Gotcha!
Barbara Weston: Marriage is hard.
Karen Weston: That's one thing about mom and dad. You gotta tip your hat to anybody who can stay married that long.
Ivy Weston: Karen, he killed himself.
Gary Supernova: Nothing says 'peace' like a giant gun, huh?
Nan: But then, 'Jesus' spelt backwards is 'Susej'.
Alan Partridge: You're like a big Geordie Anne Frank.
Lightning: Not only did you put Sally at risk, if he finds out he can hit you on the right he can kill you.
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Then I go to my left. I need to do this, Light.
Lightning: Look, I know you're doing this for my sake. And I appreciate it, believe me. It's too dangerous. We gotta call off the fight.
David: Congratulations, "darling."
Brett: I had it. I had pitched the perfect game, and I had to screw the whole thing up. My mother saw the whole thing on TV.
David: She must have been surprised to find out that you had a male lover.
Brett: No. She said she always suspected it. She told me we would make a lovely couple.
David: And your kids?
Brett: They think it's cool.
Papa: It doesn't matter where you came from. What matters is who you choose to be.
Kate: It's easy to say "I love you" while you're rolling around on expensive sheets. It's so much harder when they need washing.