Grudge Match (2013)

Lightning: Not only did you put Sally at risk, if he finds out he can hit you on the right he can kill you.
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Then I go to my left. I need to do this, Light.
Lightning: Look, I know you're doing this for my sake. And I appreciate it, believe me. It's too dangerous. We gotta call off the fight.

B.J.: He's blind.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: What? How do you know?
B.J.: My mother told me... What, you think she made it up? You've been hammering him since the fight began.

Dante Slate, Jr.: A man turns 60, all of a sudden he's washed up and you kick him out of the workplace? That may have been fine 100 years ago, when men were dying at the age of 50. But in this world, it's different. The elderly are strong. Their spirit is strong. And they have a voice. And that voice is in these two men, and they will be heard. Respect, bitches.

Dante Slate, Jr.: Come on, Evander! So the man went batshit and bit your ear off, it's not like he enjoyed it.
Mike Tyson: It tasted like ass.
Dante Slate, Jr.: Hear that? You didn't taste good.

Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Hey, you made me wait 30 years to prove to the world I could kick your ass! And that's what I'm going to do, kick your ass.
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: You gotta move on.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: What, move on?
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Move on.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Now that you got her, you want me to move on? And what do I got? Nothing, nothing.

Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Look at us.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Yeah, look at us! We're not dead! Everyone's laughing at us! The whole world's laughing at us! But we're not dead! In fact, I feel more alive now than I ever felt.

Dante Slate, Jr.: I got a kid in primary school, he's surrounded only by white kids! You know what that means? It means he owes people! He's already promised one kid a bar mitzvah! Do you know how much a bar mitzvah costs?

Lightning: Hey Webster, show a little respect.
Dante Slate, Jr.: I choose to believe that you just called me Webster because of my dictionary-sized vocabulary, not because of my height and race.
Lightning: Nope, it's because you're short and black.
Dante Slate, Jr.: What was Jesus like? I'm curious. Was he cool?

Lightning: Why don't you have a TV? I watch "Dancing with the Stars"! I'm an old man, I need to watch "Dancing with the Stars".

Dante Slate, Jr.: You don't know what a video game is? Exactly when did they unfreeze you, Captain America?
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Captain America? You know, I could take you down a peg or two... but it looks like someone beat me to it.

Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Why did you sleep with me?
Sally Rose: I was stupid.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Well, girls have slept with me for less. There was this one girl slept with me, she thought I was Marv Albert. Because my haircut was different.

Dante Slate, Jr.: I got a copy that wants an official rematch, they'll pay you a hundred grand.
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Well, I can't be in the same room as that guy. It's not worth it.
Dante Slate, Jr.: The hell you mean, it ain't worth it? I'm looking at your house.

Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Listen, uh, your thing. Turn it down.
Lightning: Oh, the hearing aid. Goddamn thing drives me crazy, feels like R2-freaking-D2.

Lightning: You doing real good, you big pussy.
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: That's not helping.
Lightning: It's okay, I'm eight hundred years old, I say what I want.

Lightning: You got an iPad?
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Nah, I got a regular couch.

Henry 'Razor' Sharp: I'm ready.
Lightning: Yeah. You're the one-eyed monster.