Mike Wazowski: You don't think I'm scary.
Sulley: You're not even in the same league with me.
Chris: Sometimes things that are really hard can be really rewarding because they're hard, you know.
Caitlin: Also, I need you to reorder more mats.
Owen: Did it.
Caitlin: Finish the work schedule for next week.
Owen: Did it.
Caitlin: Change all the filters.
Owen: Done.
Caitlin: You know I'm going to check all that stuff, right?
Owen: Then in that case, I didn't do any of that.
Caitlin: So I'm doing it.
Owen: It's called delegation. I read about it in a book about it.
Alejandro: My mom is Jbuddist, which is Jewish slash Buddhist, and my father thinks that organized religion is for.
Lestor: See, there is a part of me that wants to put you in the trunk of my sister's Prius, drive you up to Canvey Island and bury you up to your thick fucking neck, cover your fat fucking face in hamburger patties and let the creatures of the night eat you to death while I watch.
Aimee: I like to think there's more to a person than just one thing.
Tony: Hey Dr. Jones, do you have any birds I can play with?
Dr. Jones: Well, the birds that I have are... way too large and dangerous for you to play with.
Tony: So how about a smaller one?
Dr. Jones: Well I tell you what, I'll send you some lovebirds.
Tony: Sweet, I can't wait to play with them.
Sam: The thing is... It's crazy, but whenever something spectacular happens to me, the first thing I want to do is tell my wife about it. And, after 40 years of marriage, if I can't tell her about something wonderful that happened to me, it sort of stops being wonderful.
Kisha: There are Super Bowl commercials that last longer than you, Malcolm.
Alvin: True love is just like a ghost - people talk about it but very few have actually seen it.
Priest: I was expecting a parishioner who can't make it, apparently. Would you like to take his place for confession?
Maggie Blake: Me? Oh, I confess, it's been years since I went to confession.
James: I would tear the asshole off an elephant for a piece of trim I wanted that bad.
Amanda: I knew that you were real. I came to save you.
Terri Coulter: What would you do if you couldn't have children?
Felty Yoder: I would pray to God to send them to me.
Terri Coulter: What if you don't believe in God?
Felty Yoder: Maybe that's why you can't have children.
Jeremiah: I read everything. I read biographies, mainly because I didn't know how other people live their lives. I think my variations reading came from a deep longing for something that was missing. I was searching for someone, for my story. To not feel so alone.
Bianca: A Skittle... taste the rainbow.
Proctor at Spelling Bee: So, are you a judge?
Guy Trilby: No. I'm the winner.