Kate: It's easy to say "I love you" while you're rolling around on expensive sheets. It's so much harder when they need washing.
Aimee: I like to think there's more to a person than just one thing.
Daniel Lugo: My name is Daniel Lugo, and I believe in fitness. All this began because it was time to push myself harder, otherwise I was looking at another forty years wearing sweatpants to work.
Terri Coulter: What would you do if you couldn't have children?
Felty Yoder: I would pray to God to send them to me.
Terri Coulter: What if you don't believe in God?
Felty Yoder: Maybe that's why you can't have children.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Look-a-like: Hasta la vista.
Bruce Willis Look-a-like: Yippee kai yay.
Jason Statham Look-a-like: Darn it, I don't have a catch phrase.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Look-a-like: Ha ha ha ha, I have so many of them. I'll be back.
Jason Statham Look-a-like: You know what I mean Chuck?
Chuck Norris Look-a-like: No, because I'm Chuck Norris, and catch phrases need me.
Proctor at Spelling Bee: So, are you a judge?
Guy Trilby: No. I'm the winner.
Judge Klark: Oh my God, it's the slutty Oompa Loompas.
Carol: I just want to give you my card. I'm not a vocal coach anymore, but I would make an exception for you because you sound like a squeaky toy. And I don't mean that in a bad way.
Harper: Brian McDaniels... I like to ski in Vermont. I like to date chocolate girls.
Jordan: Shut up, Harper.
Kevin Hart: Let's get some fire up on these bitches one time.
Father Williams: Tic tac toe in yo' face.
Susanna: When I was younger, my dad used to bring me down here to do this all the time. He'd fill my head with all these useless facts about ghost crabs. Like, did you know they're omnivorous? Basically, they eat both animals and vegetables. My mom jokes, "Leave it up to your dad to be interested in a creature that goes both ways."
Kim: Mrs. Murphy, if I... if I may, our children, no matter what we think, they... they will live their own lives. The world is changing.
Eileen: Not that much.
Kim: It is changing and that is a good thing. Every generation sees a little less division and a little more open minds and open hearts. I think we should be happy and proud that our kids... our children see people as people.
Jeremiah: I read everything. I read biographies, mainly because I didn't know how other people live their lives. I think my variations reading came from a deep longing for something that was missing. I was searching for someone, for my story. To not feel so alone.
Sam: We have a problem. The rooms aren't gonna be ready for another year and a half. They're still remodeling. Archibald, did this topic come up when you made the reservation?
Archie: No, because you insisted on making the reservations.
Sam: I insisted, but then you insisted. And it is the second insister.
Archie: Sam.
Sam: That supersedes the.
Archie: Sam. I offered, you insisted.
Graciana: The sacrifices we made to send you to the worst schools, and now you tell me you like this man because he is a good person. Let's go, please.
Eva: But he looks at me with those eyes.
Miren: What eyes? Pull them out.
Bianca: A Skittle... taste the rainbow.