Alvin: There's a difference between being lonely and being alone.
Carol: I just want to give you my card. I'm not a vocal coach anymore, but I would make an exception for you because you sound like a squeaky toy. And I don't mean that in a bad way.
Hugh: Whatever happened to you it sure wasn't pretty.
Dom Hemingway: Misfortune. Misfortune befell me.
Kevin Hart: Let's get some fire up on these bitches one time.
Kim: Mrs. Murphy, if I... if I may, our children, no matter what we think, they... they will live their own lives. The world is changing.
Eileen: Not that much.
Kim: It is changing and that is a good thing. Every generation sees a little less division and a little more open minds and open hearts. I think we should be happy and proud that our kids... our children see people as people.
Will: Excuse me Miss, but you remind me of someone I used to know. Do you mind telling me who you are?
Graciana: The sacrifices we made to send you to the worst schools, and now you tell me you like this man because he is a good person. Let's go, please.
Eva: But he looks at me with those eyes.
Miren: What eyes? Pull them out.
Gerri Dandridge: Hey kids, did Charley tell you everything he saw in my apartment last night?
Don Jon: There's only a few things I really care about in life. My body. My pad. My ride. My family. My church. My boys. My girls. My porn.
Alejandro: My mom is Jbuddist, which is Jewish slash Buddhist, and my father thinks that organized religion is for.
Malcolm: Who am I kidding? I can't sell a house in this market! Immediate possession? It's already possessed.
Dusty Crophopper: I've flown thousands and thousands of miles, and have never gone anywhere.
Amanda: I knew that you were real. I came to save you.