Best comedy movie quotes of 2013

Gary King: Why don't you just get back in your rocket, and fuck off back to Legoland, you cunts!

Jordan Belfort: I fucked her brains out... For eleven seconds.

Freddie Shapp: You're on the 2 AM to 5 AM slot.
Ron Burgundy: What? That's the graveyard shift!
Brick Tamland: I ain't afraid of no ghost!

Stig: Just because you put your finger in your belly button and brown shit comes out don't mean it's your asshole.

Jonah Hill: Dear God, it's me, Jonah Hill... From Moneyball.

Marvin: If there's one thing I know, it's women and covert operations.
Frank: Marvin, that's two things.
Han Cho Bai: No, grasshopper. It is not.

Olaf: I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs!
Kristoff: Those are my legs.

Lily Harrison

Walter Mitty: To see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, draw closer, to find each other, and to feel. That is the purpose of life.

Mullins: You're giving her beauty advice? Do you even own a fucking mirror?

Guy: I call them shoes.
Eep: I LOVE them! Where are my feet?
Guy: Don't worry! They're still there.

Mindy Macready: You don't have to be a bad-ass to be a superhero. You just have to be brave.

Indian Chief: Those are some angry birds.

Nora: You miss him...like a boyfriend. You miss your zombie boyfriend?

Strip Club Manager: I need a lap dance, table 5. Don’t get too close, the guy smells like asparagus pee and he’s got a hook hand.

Graham Hawtrey: Hello, William. I've been watching you.
Billy McMahon: You should choose your words a little more carefully in a bath house.
Graham Hawtrey: In the words of Nelly: 'It's getting hot in here.' And it's getting hot there, too.

Billy: What's your stripper's stage name?
Clerk: Do I look like a stripper?
Billy: I'll just call you Cinnamon.

Greg: Is your dad Marcus Higgins?
Andre: Yeah, I've known him since I was a baby, he's the funniest.
Greg: The best, great, great man.
Braden: I wanna smash his face.
Andre: Yeah, me too.
Greg: Yeah, I hate that guy.
Andre: Screw him.

Mary: I'm going to go into the bedroom and put on my new pyjamas, and in a minute you can come in and take them off.

Odd Thomas: Have I ever told you you've got a lot of issues?
Stormy Llewellyn: I'm a woman. We all have issues. It's what keeps us interesting and you men interested.
Odd Thomas: Oh, yeah. It's what keeps us crazy and die younger.
Stormy Llewellyn: Do you love me?
Odd Thomas: I love you more than life itself.
Stormy Llewellyn: See? It's working.

Bladesey: What made you join the Force?
Bruce Robertson: Police oppression, brother.
Bladesey: You wanted to stamp it out from the inside?
Bruce Robertson: No, I wanted to be a part of it.