Freddie Shapp: You're on the 2 AM to 5 AM slot.
Ron Burgundy: What? That's the graveyard shift!
Brick Tamland: I ain't afraid of no ghost!
Ron Burgundy: I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me.
Ron Burgundy: I'm not trying to be funny, but are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability?
Ron Burgundy: No offense, but you are a stupid asshole.
Champ Kind: I believe in two things: Chicken, and that the census is a way for the UN to make your children gay.
Brick Tamland: I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I'm wrong.
Wes Mantooth: With the things I've done in my life, oh I know I'm going to burn in hell. So I sure as shit ain't afraid to burn here on earth.
Ron Burgundy: Oh my goodness! That's the most badass thing I've ever heard!
Ron Burgundy: By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!
Ron Burgundy: Who the hell is Julius Ceasar? You know I don't follow the NBA!
Ron Burgundy: If you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, any idea what you might do next?
Brian Fantana: Gonna head back to L.A. I got a good group of buddies out there. O.J. Simpson. Phil Spector. Robert Blake.
Ron: Sounds like a fun crew.
Brian: We go out cruising chicks. Call ourselves the "Ladykillers."
Ron: I love that name. You should get it on the back of matching jackets.
Freddie Shapp: Hey, Linda! I want to introduce you to Ron Burgundy.
Ron Burgundy: Linda Jackson. How are you my friend? [Shakes hands with Linda's male assistant].
Freddie: Ron. This is Linda Jackson.
Linda Jackson: Hello, Mr. Burgundy.
Ron: Oh. Black. Black.
Freddie: Jesus, just stop, Ron.
Ron: I'm terribly sorry. I don't know why I can't stop saying black. The word black.
Linda: Hello, Mr. Burgundy.
Ron: Black. Black.
Linda: Stop.
Ron: Black.
Linda: Stop saying black.
Ron: [Long pause] Black. If I don't say it I'll pass out.
