Best comedy movie quotes of 2012

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Hit and Run picture

Clint Perrkins: Hey, give me that shovel. Boy, you look like a monkey fucking a football.

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What to Expect When You're Expecting picture

Wendy: I just wanted the glow. The one that they promise you on the cover of those magazines. Well, I'm calling it - pregnancy sucks. Making a human being is really hard. I have no control over my body or my emotions.

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The Watch picture

Bob: Singing was their hobby. Closing ass was their job.

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Robot & Frank picture

Frank: Why are you wearing a space helmet?
Robot: Frank, we need to leave.

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John Dies at the End picture

Dave: I was adopted. I never knew my real dad. You could be my dad for all I know. Are you my dad?

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Parental Guidance picture

Artie Decker: I'm awkward around those kids. I don't think they like me.

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Here Comes the Boom picture

Marty Streb: If you're gonna lose, then I'm gonna help you lose. Deal?
Scott Voss: Deal. Let's do this. Let's lose.

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Mirror Mirror picture

Brighton: Snow White is dead. One of God's great mysteries is his plan for each and every one of us...
The Queen: Speed it up.
Brighton: Snow White lived, she died, God rest her soul, Amen. There will be a buffet lunch served at two.

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Sightseers picture

Chris: If the caravan's rockin', don't come a-knockin'.

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This Means War picture

Trish: Don't choose the better man, choose the man who makes you a better woman.

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Seeking a Friend for the End of the World picture

Penny: I did ruin your life.
Dodge: No you didn't. I had a really long head start.

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Wanderlust picture

Carvin: This is historic. The revolution has begun - all because this courageous woman saw an unjust world and waved her boobies at it.

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Thanks for Sharing picture

Mike: Feelings are like kids. You don't want them driving the car, but you don't want to stuff them in the trunk, either.

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Liberal Arts picture

Zibby: So, what was your major?
Jesse Fisher: I was English, with a minor in history, just to make sure I was fully unemployable.

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American Reunion picture

Steve Stifler: Ladies, you'd better be working hard - you weren't hired for your looks. Actually you were. Not you.

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The Dictator picture

Zoey: This is my store. This is a free earth collective. We are a vegan, feminist, non-profit cooperative operating within an anti-racist, anti-oppressive framework for people of all or no genders.

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Think Like a Man picture

Cedric: Mike, how old is your mom?
Michael: What?
Cedric: I'm not saying it like that. No, I am. I am. It's like that. Ms. Loretta, I'm ready for the rest of the tour.

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Journey 2: The Mysterious Island picture

Sean: Told you it'd work.
Hank: You were right. I can't believe we made it.
Sean: It's Jules Verne, man. You gotta believe.

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