
Marcy: It just doesn't fit the HBO brand. We do violence and heartache but it's sexy. Do you understand?
Linda: Of course, what was I thinking? I mean you know what we could do? We could throw in some vampires in there to have sex with the penguins, and then you could have brooding sexy little vampire penguins. Would that work for your brand? What if the polar bears were hookers and on meth and then just show their tits for no reason? How would that work?
Marcy: I think you're joking, but if you could do that that would be very interesting for us.

Steve Stifler: Ladies, you'd better be working hard - you weren't hired for your looks. Actually you were. Not you.

Wendy: I just wanted the glow. The one that they promise you on the cover of those magazines. Well, I'm calling it - pregnancy sucks. Making a human being is really hard. I have no control over my body or my emotions.

Jim Green: Have a great day.
Cindy Green: That's too much pressure.
Jim Green: Have the day you have.

Dave: I was adopted. I never knew my real dad. You could be my dad for all I know. Are you my dad?

Artie Decker: I'm awkward around those kids. I don't think they like me.

Marty Streb: If you're gonna lose, then I'm gonna help you lose. Deal?
Scott Voss: Deal. Let's do this. Let's lose.

Chris: If the caravan's rockin', don't come a-knockin'.

Ruby Sparks: Were you disappointed when you got to know me?
Calvin Weir-Fields: How can you ask that?
Ruby Sparks: I'm such a mess.
Calvin Weir-Fields: I love your mess.

Mike: Feelings are like kids. You don't want them driving the car, but you don't want to stuff them in the trunk, either.