Calvin Weir-Fields: I have you. I don't need anyone else.
Ruby Sparks: That's a lot of pressure.
Calvin Weir-Fields: I had a weird dream last night. There was this girl.
Harry: What'd she look like?
Calvin Weir-Fields: ...Like a normal girl, someone I made up.
Harry: Did you have sex?
Calvin Weir-Fields: No, she just talked to me.
Harry: That's fucking depressing.
Calvin Weir-Fields: It was actually really nice.
Harry: Seriously? You don't even get laid in your dreams? That's just sad.
Harry: I love Susie, but she's a weirdo. Sometimes, she's mean as fuck for no reason.
Calvin Weir-Fields: She's a person.
Harry: You haven't written a person, okay? You've written a girl.
Ruby Sparks: Were you disappointed when you got to know me?
Calvin Weir-Fields: How can you ask that?
Ruby Sparks: I'm such a mess.
Calvin Weir-Fields: I love your mess.
Calvin Weir-Fields: She wasn't happy. So I made her happy... and now she's like this all the time.
Calvin Weir-Fields: Who leaves someone after their father dies?
Dr. Rosenthal: Someone who couldn't love you properly.
Calvin Weir-Fields: Someone who is a heartless slut.
Ruby Sparks: You don't get to decide what I do.
Calvin Weir-Fields: Wanna bet?
