The Watch (2012)

Bob: Singing was their hobby. Closing ass was their job.

Jamarcus: Can I just say, Bob, that these are the shits?
Franklin: Just "the shit."
Jamarcus: These are just shit.

Manfred: Neighborhood watch, what a fucking joke.

Bob: What the fuck is he doing here?
Evan: It's ok he saved us.
Franklin: Ya he came in here jackin' dicks left and right.

Bob: When are you gonna take the plunge and knock a few out?
Evan: Well, it's not that simple.
Bob: Well, it's about as simple as putting your dick in a vagina. You know what I mean? Make it happen.

Franklin: Fuckin' alien came on my face.

Franklin: Listen to my words, and hear his face.

Prom Date: Is it true your dad ripped off your last boyfriend's dick?
Chelsea: Yep.

Franklin: Pigs have uniforms, I think we should have uniforms too. Gotta match those fuckers on every level.

Jamarcus: Nice to meet you.
Manfred: Fuck you, curly.

Jamarcus: It's OK. Touch my goo, Bob.

Evan: Costco is for members only.