Best comedy movie quotes of 2011

Mauro: You two are coming with me.
Jewel: In your little monkey dreams.

Philippe: Tell me Driss, why do you think people are interested in art?
Driss: I don't know, it's a business?
Philippe: No. That's because it's the only thing one leaves behind.

Dylan: Breasts.
Jamie: Really? I think they're so tiny.
Dylan: They're still breasts.
Jamie: Thank you!

Motherfucker Jones: I think I can help you boys.
Kurt Buckman: Are you a businessman?
Motherfucker Jones: Motherfucker Jones.
Dale Arbus: Your first name is 'Motherfucker?
Motherfucker Jones: My real name is Dean.
Nick Hendricks: Dean Jones, that's the same name of the actor in Herbie and the Love Bug.
Kurt Buckman: Yeah, he probably doesn't even know who that is.
Motherfucker Jones: I know who he is, bitch. I can't walk around this fucking neighborhood with that Disney-ass name.

Kate Reddy: I love being a mother of a two-year old. It is like being a movie star in a world without critics.

Dean Ziegler: There's a separation between religion and insurance. It's in the constitution.

Stan Harris: Nothing beats New York on New Years Eve.

Lord Redbrick: I'm not illiterate! My parents were married!

Thadeous: I shouldn't even be here! I will probably die on this quest, and Courtney definitely will!

Judy Moody: Can't, I'm busy on Tuesdays... from now, until always.

Maria: Fuck a baby into me.

Gary Sadelstein: What are you gonna wear Daddy... in hell?

Fred's Dad: You can't see me.
Fred Figglehorn: Yes I can.
Fred's Dad: Oh.

Doug Glatt: I'm stupid, he's gay... we're stupidgay.

Roxy: This is more fun than killing yourself, right?
Frank: I don't know. Yeah, I guess.

Jason Fryman: Please, please, just let me fuck the shit out of you right now. And if you're not convinced afterwards that I am into you in every possible way a person can be into another person, then I promise I will never try to kiss you, or fuck you, or impregnate you ever again, as long as I live.

Norman Grunmeyer: If I had Big G's body, I'd have kicked Freel's ass! Then I'd have kicked Ricky Brown's ass just to cool down.

Margot: I should've called. I just didn't know what to say.
Lou: It's hard to know, I guess.

Matt Franklin: I'm... I'm just messed up, OK? I don't know what I want to do. And I'm sorry I'm such a fucking failure.
Bill Franklin: You haven't really failed, son, because you haven't really tried to succeed. So don't credit yourself as a failure. You're worse than that.
Matt Franklin: I just can't figure it out, Dad.
Bill Franklin: Don't cry like that in jail, son.

Mom: I thought I told you to go to bed.
Milo: You told me to "go to bed." You didn't say "get into bed."
Mom: Milo.