Best comedy movie quotes of 2011

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Fozzie Bear: Wow, that was such an expensive looking explosion! I can't believe we had that in the budget.

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Hop (2011)

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E.B.: Hey, wait. You're not surprised I'm a talking rabbit.
David Hasselhoff: Little man, my best friend is a talking car.

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Townsperson: Well, I know the Bible says Jesus turned water into wine, but it didn't say liquor store wine. It had to have been non-alcoholic wine, because it didn't have time to ferment.

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Gil: I'm having trouble because I'm a Hollywood hack who never gave real literature a shot.

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Julian Goldstein: What are you afraid of?
Marley Corbett: I'm scared this entire night's gonna go by and you'll never wanna kiss me.

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Mr. Popper: Hello! I have to send the penguins back.
Voice On Phone: Send-da-penguin?
Mr. Popper: Yes, send penguins.

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Rio (2011)

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Mauro: You two are coming with me.
Jewel: In your little monkey dreams.

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Dave Harken: You can't win a marathon without putting some bandaids on your nipples!

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Dylan: Breasts.
Jamie: Really? I think they're so tiny.
Dylan: They're still breasts.
Jamie: Thank you!

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A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas picture

Neil Patrick Harris: Look, don't be alarmed... but I'm gonna squirt some lotion on your back in about... 35 seconds.

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Margine Frumkin: Reputations are just history in rumour form. You can change it.

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Oldfield: Hey Glatt, you little fuckin' dick weed. You try any of that shit you did against Hamilton on me, I'll light your fuckin' ass up.
Doug Glatt: Hey! I'll light your ass... back up... on fire.

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Malcolm: I'm not even wearing a clean pair of Granny panties.

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Roxy: Musically, I'm all about Alice Cooper.
Frank: I like Alice Cooper.
Roxy: You don't like Alice Cooper, Frank. That, that, that's like a Muslim saying that he likes Muhammad. You accept Alice Cooper.

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Norah: I waited so long for this lie to come true, that I finally paid someone to tell the truth for me.

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Andy Nichol: Besides, maybe he can really sing.
Norman Grunmeyer: Yeah, sure. And maybe they'll vote me king of the prom.

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