Kate: Tell her she's the perfect combination of sexy and cute, asshole!
Grouchy: Where the Smurf are we?
Gutsy: Up the smurfin' creek without a paddle, that's where!
Elizabeth Halsey: Well, that's my spiel, as the Jews say.
Dwayne: Sometimes fate pulls out its big ol' cock and slaps you right in the face.
Madea: Sit down you black leprechaun looking like you're out of a damn box of chocolate, lucky charms.
Becca: You smell like pine needles, and have a face like sunshine!
Fozzie Bear: Wow, that was such an expensive looking explosion! I can't believe we had that in the budget.
Townsperson: Well, I know the Bible says Jesus turned water into wine, but it didn't say liquor store wine. It had to have been non-alcoholic wine, because it didn't have time to ferment.
Gil: I'm having trouble because I'm a Hollywood hack who never gave real literature a shot.
Mr. Popper: Hello! I have to send the penguins back.
Voice On Phone: Send-da-penguin?
Mr. Popper: Yes, send penguins.
Jake Adams: Well if I wasn't your first, at least I can be your last.
Ally Darling: Why? Are you going to rape and kill me?
Jesse Richter: When I'm about to kiss you, you'll know it.
Cecil Wilson: Well, this is obviously the panic room.
Rebecca Wilson: Why?
Cecil Wilson: 'Cause it's a room, and I'm panicking.
Mitch Planko: This is a calendar. It has a schedule of everything you need to do everyday. It is at least 15 hours in a day. This is a grocery store. People buy food here. If you are unsure, call your wife. Always make sure you call your wife first.
E.B.: Hey, wait. You're not surprised I'm a talking rabbit.
David Hasselhoff: Little man, my best friend is a talking car.
Johnny English: So, when's the Prime Minister going to grace us with his presence?
Prime Minister: I'm the Prime Minister.
Johnny English: [snorts] Yeah, you wish.
Julian Goldstein: What are you afraid of?
Marley Corbett: I'm scared this entire night's gonna go by and you'll never wanna kiss me.
Steve: This is Germany, Father. They drive on the right. National dish: sausage.