
Smurfette: I kissed a Smurf, and liked it?

Alvin: We're alive! We're alive.
Brittany: Good, 'cause now I'm going to kill you.

Griffin Keyes: How long have you been able to talk?
Donald the Monkey: Let's see, today's Tuesday so... Always.

Madea: Sit down you black leprechaun looking like you're out of a damn box of chocolate, lucky charms.

Dwayne: Sometimes fate pulls out its big ol' cock and slaps you right in the face.

E.B.: Hey, wait. You're not surprised I'm a talking rabbit.
David Hasselhoff: Little man, my best friend is a talking car.

Johnny English: You mean there's a mole AND a vole?

Julian Goldstein: What are you afraid of?
Marley Corbett: I'm scared this entire night's gonna go by and you'll never wanna kiss me.

Dave Harken: You can't win a marathon without putting some bandaids on your nipples!

Kate Reddy: I love being a mother of a two-year old. It is like being a movie star in a world without critics.

Jesse Richter: When I'm about to kiss you, you'll know it.

Thadeous: Quests suck!