Best comedy movie quotes of 2011

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Zookeeper picture

Griffin Keyes: How long have you been able to talk?
Donald the Monkey: Let's see, today's Tuesday so... Always.

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Phil: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm actually jealous of you. I mean Lauren is an angel.
Doug: Yeah, she really is amazing.
Stu: Ah, you guys are sweet.
Phil: Not big breasts on her, but still a solid rack for an Asian.

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Sergeant Gerry Boyle: Now I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, these men are armed and dangerous, and you being an FBI agent you're more used to shooting at unarmed women and children...
FBI agent Wendell Everett: Oh, fuck you, Sergeant!

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Alvin: She's just so hot.
Adam: I know how hot she is.
Vanessa: That's really sweet, thanks guys!
Adam: Fuck you!

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Dwayne: Sometimes fate pulls out its big ol' cock and slaps you right in the face.

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Rango: We can control it! Like a monkey's bladder!

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Madea: Sit down you black leprechaun looking like you're out of a damn box of chocolate, lucky charms.

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Dean Ziegler: There's a separation between religion and insurance. It's in the constitution.

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Stan Harris: Nothing beats New York on New Years Eve.

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Thadeous: I shouldn't even be here! I will probably die on this quest, and Courtney definitely will!

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Mitch Planko: This is a calendar. It has a schedule of everything you need to do everyday. It is at least 15 hours in a day. This is a grocery store. People buy food here. If you are unsure, call your wife. Always make sure you call your wife first.

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Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer picture

Judy Moody: Can't, I'm busy on Tuesdays... from now, until always.

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Steve: This is Germany, Father. They drive on the right. National dish: sausage.

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Becca: You smell like pine needles, and have a face like sunshine!

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Philippe: Tell me Driss, why do you think people are interested in art?
Driss: I don't know, it's a business?
Philippe: No. That's because it's the only thing one leaves behind.

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Fozzie Bear: Wow, that was such an expensive looking explosion! I can't believe we had that in the budget.

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Townsperson: Well, I know the Bible says Jesus turned water into wine, but it didn't say liquor store wine. It had to have been non-alcoholic wine, because it didn't have time to ferment.

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Gil: I'm having trouble because I'm a Hollywood hack who never gave real literature a shot.

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