Best comedy movie quotes of 2011

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Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked picture

Alvin: We're alive! We're alive.
Brittany: Good, 'cause now I'm going to kill you.

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Griffin Keyes: How long have you been able to talk?
Donald the Monkey: Let's see, today's Tuesday so... Always.

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Phil: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm actually jealous of you. I mean Lauren is an angel.
Doug: Yeah, she really is amazing.
Stu: Ah, you guys are sweet.
Phil: Not big breasts on her, but still a solid rack for an Asian.

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Rango: We can control it! Like a monkey's bladder!

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Madea: Sit down you black leprechaun looking like you're out of a damn box of chocolate, lucky charms.

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Dwayne: Sometimes fate pulls out its big ol' cock and slaps you right in the face.

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Hop (2011)

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E.B.: Hey, wait. You're not surprised I'm a talking rabbit.
David Hasselhoff: Little man, my best friend is a talking car.

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Julian Goldstein: What are you afraid of?
Marley Corbett: I'm scared this entire night's gonna go by and you'll never wanna kiss me.

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Rio (2011)

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Mauro: You two are coming with me.
Jewel: In your little monkey dreams.

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Dave Harken: You can't win a marathon without putting some bandaids on your nipples!

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Dylan: Breasts.
Jamie: Really? I think they're so tiny.
Dylan: They're still breasts.
Jamie: Thank you!

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Kate Reddy: I love being a mother of a two-year old. It is like being a movie star in a world without critics.

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Stan Harris: Nothing beats New York on New Years Eve.

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Fozzie Bear: Wow, that was such an expensive looking explosion! I can't believe we had that in the budget.

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Townsperson: Well, I know the Bible says Jesus turned water into wine, but it didn't say liquor store wine. It had to have been non-alcoholic wine, because it didn't have time to ferment.

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Mitch Planko: This is a calendar. It has a schedule of everything you need to do everyday. It is at least 15 hours in a day. This is a grocery store. People buy food here. If you are unsure, call your wife. Always make sure you call your wife first.

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