Mercedes Tainot: Are you clairvoyant?
Steve Dibiasi: No... Steve Dibiasi.
Michael Longstreet: You're so wonderful. You're the best and the brightest.
Mary: You know, I don't, I don't know about this.
Judy: Oh, shut up, Mary. When was the last time someone fucked you so hard you couldn't walk?
Margine Frumkin: Reputations are just history in rumour form. You can change it.
Nora Dominguez: I avoid relationships because I can't count on them.
Malcolm: I'm not even wearing a clean pair of Granny panties.
Matt King: Paradise? Paradise can go fuck itself.
Norah: I waited so long for this lie to come true, that I finally paid someone to tell the truth for me.
Matt Freehauf: Guys like me are born loving women like you.
Dr. Alfred Jones: When things get tricky in my life, I talk to my fish.
Billy: Nothing like two dudes and a dog making candles.
Ned: Such a cliche.
Jeff: You know what? I have a asshole for a brother and it breaks my heart.
Bill Walter: Hey, no hard feelings, right?
Rodrick Heffley: Hey, Bill, you know what? After tonight, you're out of the band.
Bill Walter: What?
Rodrick Heffley: That's rock and roll, bro.
Shun Kazama: There's no future for people who worship the future, and forget the past.
George Valentin: With pleasure.
Rusty: Now, when you said you were gonna wear a cowboy hat, I didn't know how I'd feel about it.
Willard: And now that you've seen me in it, what's the verdict?
Rusty: I think you're sexier than socks on a rooster.
Willard: That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Rusty: I mean it, stud.
Tunde: Look at you, Asbo children. Timone and Pumba! And You! Why are you dressed like a strawberry ice cream?
Ethan: The Hamptons are like a zombie movie directed by Ralph Lauren.
Maharajah of Pikachu: Please, Shiek Alleycat! I insist you take this Maharajah Talk 5000. You'll find it more valuable.
Top Cat: Why? Can it turn into rubies, too?
Tina: But I got your back now Noah, because I found out you got some big ass balls, man.
Noah Griffith: Can't buy underwear, balls don't fit.