Ivan McCormick: You made the worst decision of my life.
Mavis Gary: Sometimes in order to heal... A few people have to get hurt.
Michael Longstreet: You're so wonderful. You're the best and the brightest.
Margine Frumkin: Reputations are just history in rumour form. You can change it.
Principal Kelner: Please Steven, just deny it, for the children's sake. I don't care if it's true or not. Please just deny it.
Mr. Simon: It's for the sake of the children that I won't deny it, true or not.
Malcolm: I'm not even wearing a clean pair of Granny panties.
Bill Walter: Hey, no hard feelings, right?
Rodrick Heffley: Hey, Bill, you know what? After tonight, you're out of the band.
Bill Walter: What?
Rodrick Heffley: That's rock and roll, bro.
Norah: I waited so long for this lie to come true, that I finally paid someone to tell the truth for me.
George Valentin: With pleasure.
Dr. Alfred Jones: When things get tricky in my life, I talk to my fish.
Tunde: Look at you, Asbo children. Timone and Pumba! And You! Why are you dressed like a strawberry ice cream?
Jeff: You know what? I have a asshole for a brother and it breaks my heart.
Tina: But I got your back now Noah, because I found out you got some big ass balls, man.
Noah Griffith: Can't buy underwear, balls don't fit.
Shun Kazama: There's no future for people who worship the future, and forget the past.
Lou: At least I have my testicles.
Rusty: Now, when you said you were gonna wear a cowboy hat, I didn't know how I'd feel about it.
Willard: And now that you've seen me in it, what's the verdict?
Rusty: I think you're sexier than socks on a rooster.
Willard: That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Rusty: I mean it, stud.
Brad Harris: There is going to be major fallout in a few hours.
Bill Clemont: Nuclear fallout?
Brad Harris: Bird fallout.