Camille: Are you going to jail?
Tyler Gage: No, I'm not going to jail. But they will have to take me to jail if you don't start knocking. Get out of here.
Lena Brandt: An affair has more rules than a marriage.
Donna D. Logand: The hell of it is, is you're only as loved as you think you are.
Marty: I, um, I guess I have some issues.
Olivia: You do?
Marty: You know, people sort of, problems. I have them.
Jesse Stone: If you come near this woman again, if anything happens to her, or her kids, no matter what, no matter whose fault it is, I will kick you around this town until you look like roadkill. And if you're annoying, like you were today, I just might shoot you.
Male Receptionist: You made me want to be a woman.
Him: I have that effect on people.
Lazarus: I'm cookin' steaks fah dinnah. I expect you to stay.
Dan: Second chances are rare, man. You ought to take better advantage of them.
Brian Jackson: Ever since I can remember, I've wanted to be clever. Some people are born clever, same way some people are born beautiful. I'm not one of those people.
Fortunio Balducci: Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval.
Saigo: We can die here, or we can continue fighting. Which would better serve the emperor?
Bill Cox: You designed the software, you find me a way in.
Jack Stanfield: I wouldn't know where to start.
Terrence: Man, that's a white word if I ever heard one. It's a trick. Stop playing.
Martha Beck: You know what they say about cops and donuts?
Charles Hilderbrandt: No, what?
Martha Beck: Neither one's any good without a hole in them.
Charles Hilderbrandt: They say that about women, too.
Ludwig van Beethoven: An artist is someone who has learnt to trust in himself.
Bud Gerber: People on the street corners, they looked at this picture and they took hope. Don't ask me why, I think it's a crappy picture, myself. You can't even see your faces! But it said we can win this war, are winning this war, we just need you to dig a little deeper. They want to give us that money. No, they want to give it to you.
Klaus Ofczarek: They say that you have to stand outside of history. This history is a nightmare. And that there's absolutely nothing else to be said about it. They sound like philosophers.Except they say philosophy is rubbish.