Gary: Listen, Lassie, and listen good. I'm not saying he's not gonna get married. I'm not saying he's not gonna have kids. If it does happen, his wife is gonna come home, and find him with his Tiajuana lover clubbing each other with Yanni's greatest hits.
Stéphanie: Anarchy in the cellophane.
Ryuuk: Who the hell told you you could lean on me?
Girl: Do you like this shop? I buy all my clothes here. Good for me, you know. Cheap. Nice fashion.
Brother Lorenzo: There will be no liberty for the enemies of liberty.
Skinny Carter: So, can I still come to the party?
Mac Carter: Skinny! Hey come on.
Skinny Carter: Man, he ain't saying nothing bout me. He said y'all couldn't go to the party. He didn't say nothing bout Skinny. Nothing.
Mac Carter: Will you shut up?
Smell: You might look about four, but you kiss like a fourty year old.
Brian Jackson: Ever since I can remember, I've wanted to be clever. Some people are born clever, same way some people are born beautiful. I'm not one of those people.
Jake Huard: Before you achieve you must believe.
Bruno: I owe this guy from 3 years ago. I took my kid to the hospital, all bruised up. Fuckers thought I'd beat up on him. This guy tells the cops it wasn't me, my kid's a haemophiliac. As long as he needs us, we're there, okay?
Tim Steinberg: It has to be a virus. I mean, his computer is probably still logged on. It's just hitting his address book.
Mattie Webber: They said, "Help me."
Stone: Yeah, but viruses always have some important-sounding shit. I mean, just the other day, I got one that said, "Urgent, Stone. Read me now." I mean, that's a natural occurrence. It happens all the time.
Isabell Fuentes: That was from me, you idiot.
Stone: Damn. That was pretty strong.
General Tadamichi Kuribayashi: The United States is the last country in the world that Japan should fight.
Barbara Covett: She's the one I have waited for.
Edward Malus: Oh, my God... Oh, my God! OH, MY GOD.
Dan: Second chances are rare, man. You ought to take better advantage of them.
Jesse Stone: If you come near this woman again, if anything happens to her, or her kids, no matter what, no matter whose fault it is, I will kick you around this town until you look like roadkill. And if you're annoying, like you were today, I just might shoot you.
James: Our daughter is scarred for life. She'll either grow up to be oddly attracted to Popeye, or a lesbian.