Damien: It's easy to know what you are against, but quite another to know what you are for.
Teresa Gazelle: Back the fuck off! I will blow you away.
Dev Saran: I love you, Maya. And you love me too.
Coach Don Haskins: We do not back down here, ever.
Walter Fane: It was silly of us to look for qualities in each other that we never had.
AC Craney: People don't want heart Dick, they want wins.
Max Skinner: You tried to drown me.
Fanny Chenal: And you tried to run me over in your little car.
Emily: I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?
Victoria: My mother was a real whore and a junkie, and she traded me for $10 and a fix.
Professor Jules Hilbert: The last thing to determine conclusively is whether you're in a comedy or a tragedy.To quote Italo Calvino, "The ultimate meaning to which all stories refer has two faces: the continuity of life, the inevitability of death." Tragedy, you die. Comedy, you get hitched.
Ackerman: We'll have to dress it up a little. Disguise it. Give them enough reason to doubt it.
Rupert Potter: Our daughter is famous, Helen. You're the only person who doesn't know it.
Doug Carlin: I'll speak slow, so those of you with Ph.D.'s in the room can understand.
Nikki: The ambulance guys, they say: "What the fuck happened here?" I say: "He come to a reapin' what he had been sowin', that's what." They say: "Fucker been sowing some kind of heavy shit..."
Ashima A. ganguli: For 25 years I missed my life in India. And now, I will miss my life here. And all of you, who became my family.
Brooke Taylor: Grant Taylor, I just want you to know that you've made a team.
Grant Taylor: What team?
Brooke Taylor: The daddy team.
Stephen: People know the truth, they may not like it, or want to know it, but-, but they always know.
Stephen: Lie and you will lose her.
Louis XVI: Ooooh! Your feet are like icicles.
Dusty: Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow was already taken.