Damien: It's easy to know what you are against, but quite another to know what you are for.
Dev Saran: I love you, Maya. And you love me too.
Coach Don Haskins: We do not back down here, ever.
Walter Fane: It was silly of us to look for qualities in each other that we never had.
AC Craney: People don't want heart Dick, they want wins.
Max Skinner: You tried to drown me.
Fanny Chenal: And you tried to run me over in your little car.
Emily: I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?
Professor Jules Hilbert: The last thing to determine conclusively is whether you're in a comedy or a tragedy.To quote Italo Calvino, "The ultimate meaning to which all stories refer has two faces: the continuity of life, the inevitability of death." Tragedy, you die. Comedy, you get hitched.
Ackerman: We'll have to dress it up a little. Disguise it. Give them enough reason to doubt it.
Rupert Potter: Our daughter is famous, Helen. You're the only person who doesn't know it.
Doug Carlin: I'll speak slow, so those of you with Ph.D.'s in the room can understand.
Kristy: It's never too late to become what you might have been.
HM Queen Elizabeth II: Nowadays people want glamor and tears, the grand performance. I've never been good at that.
Louis XVI: Ooooh! Your feet are like icicles.
Julio: Hey, Lester my man. Ouch. Who got over on you, bro?
Pimp Lester: Some puta who's forwarding address is gonna be in ten different zip codes, all of them dumpsters.
Vanessa: You are going to rot in hell.
Victoria: I vacation there.
Dusty: Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow was already taken.
Chev Chelios: Don't pop a blood vessel, you little penis.
Olive: Do you think there's a Heaven?
Frank: Well, it's hard to say, Olive. I don't think anyone knows for sure.
Olive: I know, but what do you think?
Frank: Well... um... uh.
Olive: I think there is.
Frank: Think I'll get in?
Olive: Yeah.
Frank: Promise?
Olive: Yeah.