
Desi Arnaz: I work hard, I play hard, I drink hard and I love hard.

Psychologist: You know, some folks believe everyone has a public life, a private life, and a secret life. What do you think about that?
Dan Mahowny: The thing is, I guess... that my secret life... is a bit less secret than everyone else's right now.

Sean Vetter: I like this car.
Hollywood Jack: Hey, nice truck.
Sean Vetter: Thanks.
Hollywood Jack: In fact, I was thinking about trading this one in for, like, seven of those.

El Presidente: Who are you guys?
El Mariachi: Sons of Mexico, sir.

Professor Harold Hill: You pile up enough tomorrows, and you'll find you've collected a lot of empty yesterdays.

Inspector Lau Kin Ming: I'm a cop too.

Mrs. Emily Delahunty: My real parents were... travellig entertainers. They had no use for a child. "Not the sort of people you'd care for", said the mother who wasn't my mother. The people I lived with couldn't have children. They bought me.

Les Gault: What'd you do that for?
Joe Taylor: I had no use for it.
Les Gault: Must be worth something, though.
Joe Taylor: Not to me.

Charley: Excuse the cryin'. I am a damn cryin' machine. That's why I drink so much water, won't have any fluids left in me. Have you ever been depressed?
William Gibbs: I've never not been depressed.

Nino Paventi: How'd you get in here? The door was locked, the alarm system was on.
Lina Paventi: Nino, I'm Sicilian.

Ronald Reagan: If you don't mind, this administration has to pee.