Best comedy movie quotes of 2001

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Carter: Now gimme a hundred-thousand in chips, and a diet pepsi and some hot wings!

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Gwen: Everyone hates me, everyone wants a piece of me. My therapist is out of the country, I wasn't nominated for a Golden Globe this year! Leave me alone.

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Spike: He was just all alone. He couldn't enjoy a game with anyone else. Like living in a dream... That's the kind of man he was.

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Mama: That man looks like that Santa from years ago... no, can't be...No more eggnog for me.

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Gord Brody: I hope I get a jobby, Freddy. I've got my fingers crossed... crossed... crossed... crossed... cross... ed.

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Stu Miley: Excuse me kitty. I'll be right back after I choke my monkey.

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Ricky Slade: We don't wanna talk, we wanna scream at people, but we don't wanna listen or problem solve and that's what's frustrating about the fucking dynamic of the group.

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Alexander Cabot: You know what? I still don't understand why you're here.
Alexandra Cabot: I'm here because I was in the comic book.
Alexander Cabot: What?
Alexandra Cabot: Nothing.

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Helen: Some people smoke pot, some people bungee jump, some people chant. What do you do to be happy?
Jessica: Nothing. I'm not.

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Beryl Mason: I think of sex as a language and I'm fluent in it. You? Well, for you it's... a second language.

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Meg Harper: You're having a panic attack, do you know what that means?
Joe: It sounds pretty self-explanatory.

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Neighbor: Hey, shutup down there.
Gordon: I'm covered in ca-ca.

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Jane Livingstone: Neutrality does not exist in the face of murder. Doing nothing to stop it is, in fact, choosing. It is not being neutral.

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Tenley: You're thinking about kissing me, aren't you?
Ryan: No.
Tenley: Well, now that I've said that, you're thinking about it.
Ryan: No, I'm thinking that's what you're thinking.
Tenley: No, I'm thinking that I could swim the length and back underwater.
Ryan: Five bucks says you can't.
Tenley: You got it.

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Mary: Oh my God, you castrated him.

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Lance Barton: I got roaches. Who here got roaches?
Man in Audience: Everybody got roaches, man. It's Harlem.

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Felix Woods: Hey grabby hands, step away from the sister.

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