
Carter: Now gimme a hundred-thousand in chips, and a diet pepsi and some hot wings!

Napoleon Bonaparte: Six years of English cooking... six years of staring at these dreary walls... and at your gloomy face. You're quite ugly, did you know that? I haven't had the heart to tell you.
Louis Marchand: Yes, sire.

Maurice 'Momo': We were here in the 80's to watch the Russians. I can't tell you the trouble we made.
Hubert Fiorentini: That's right you can't, now try to keep your mouth shut for 5 minutes.

Beryl Mason: I was with Freddie because I was in a blackout. What's your excuse?

Josie McCoy: Oh my god. I'm a trend pimp.

Randy: There's the ten-thousand dollars... well, aren't you gonna count it?
Mr. Burmeister: Nah.
Randy: You trust me?
Mr. Burmeister: No, but I kill people.

Kelly: Are you crying?
Berke Landers: No, you're squeezing my puncture wound.

Neighbor: Hey, shutup down there.
Gordon: I'm covered in ca-ca.

Daryl Chase: Man if you keep campaigning for an ass whuppin', you gonna get elected.

Tenley: You're thinking about kissing me, aren't you?
Ryan: No.
Tenley: Well, now that I've said that, you're thinking about it.
Ryan: No, I'm thinking that's what you're thinking.
Tenley: No, I'm thinking that I could swim the length and back underwater.
Ryan: Five bucks says you can't.
Tenley: You got it.

Meg Harper: You're having a panic attack, do you know what that means?
Joe: It sounds pretty self-explanatory.